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Cambodian cuts off penis to feed spirits
Posted: 2004-03-30 04:13pm
by Luzifer's right hand
Cambodian cuts off penis to feed spirits
A Cambodian man cut off his penis when he said he was visited by four hungry spirits in a dream and he had no chicken or duck to offer them.
According to police, 33-year-old Soun Ney told the spirits to go away when they first appeared to ask for food, and waved his penis at them in defiance.
"Devils, I don't have any chicken or duck for you," he was quoted as saying by local police chief Phoeung Vat. "If you want to eat anything, you can eat my penis."
Soun Ney said the spirits agreed to eat his penis. He was rushed to a hospital near the capital Phnom Penh after he castrated himself with a butcher's knife.
"He is lucky to be alive," Phoeung Vat told Reuters.
Villagers in the deeply impoverished southeast Asian traditionally offer chicken, duck or cake to the spirits of the dead to ward off bad luck.
Posted: 2004-03-30 04:18pm
by Montcalm
Cut his weiner to feed spirits.
Posted: 2004-03-30 04:21pm
by Sporkzen
Why cut off Mr. Happy? why not a pinky toe i mean at least its not uhm useful... jeez...
The rate of Mr. Happys being cut off in this world is too much....
Posted: 2004-03-30 04:31pm
by Rye
Posted: 2004-03-30 04:35pm
by Batman
Well I ain't joining ANY religion that requires THAT kind of sacrifice.
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*notices his sig*
Somebody PLEASE tell me I haven't
already
Posted: 2004-03-30 06:47pm
by Tolya
Those were the spirits of Darwin Awards. First step: Make sure he can't reproduce
Second Step: Make a final run for the award.
I think we will hear of the guy again...
Posted: 2004-03-30 07:02pm
by The Kernel
EmKay wrote:Those were the spirits of Darwin Awards. First step: Make sure he can't reproduce
Second Step: Make a final run for the award.
I think we will hear of the guy again...
As long as he can't reproduce, he doesn't need to do anything else to win.
Posted: 2004-03-30 07:27pm
by GoldenFalcon
I saw this before in a Weird-but-True column someone @ school brought in. First I thought it was fake, being in the Post n' all, but now that I know it's actually true...
At least it's not as bad as the person who cut off his soldier and ate it.
Posted: 2004-03-30 07:47pm
by General Zod
oi. i fail to see what would possibly drive someone to cut off mr. winky outside of being stark raving mad. guys like this definitely deserve to earn the darwin. if i ever get to the point where i seriously begin to consider chopping off mr. winky, i'll ask someone to shoot me instead.
Posted: 2004-03-30 07:53pm
by Master of Ossus
Well I don't know about you, but if I didn't have any chicken or duck to offer malicious spirits, the first thing I would do would be to give them my penis.
Posted: 2004-03-30 08:07pm
by Wicked Pilot
That's one less penis I have to compete with when it comes to finding vagina.
Posted: 2004-03-30 08:26pm
by Rye
Wicked Pilot wrote:That's one less penis I have to compete with when it comes to finding vagina.
Last one to cambodia cuts his penis off to feed to some spirits! <bamf!>
Posted: 2004-03-30 11:19pm
by Gandalf
God eats cock it would seem.
Posted: 2004-03-30 11:20pm
by Jon
It'd make sense actually, gandalf.
Posted: 2004-03-30 11:37pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Gandalf wrote:God eats cock it would seem.
If you eat a penis that someone cut off and offered to you to eat, does it technically qualify as oral sex?
Posted: 2004-03-30 11:50pm
by Captain tycho
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Gandalf wrote:God eats cock it would seem.
If you eat a penis that someone cut off and offered to you to eat, does it technically qualify as oral sex?
Only in africa...
Posted: 2004-03-31 12:10am
by Zaia
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:If you eat a penis that someone cut off and offered to you to eat, does it technically qualify as oral sex?
Only if that guy who cut off his penis, cooked it for himself in skillet and then ATE IT qualifies for giving himself oral sex.
Posted: 2004-03-31 12:56am
by Sarevok
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Gandalf wrote:God eats cock it would seem.
If you eat a penis that someone cut off and offered to you to eat, does it technically qualify as oral sex?
Reminds of the recent german cannibal case.
Posted: 2004-03-31 01:14am
by Nathan F
What I want to know is, why did he wave his penis at them in defiance?
Posted: 2004-03-31 09:52am
by Peregrin Toker
*gets uneasy flashbacks to the Penis Bisection Thread*
Posted: 2004-03-31 10:29am
by Ravenwing
Nathan F wrote:What I want to know is, why did he wave his penis at them in defiance?
maybe he tried to wave his fist at them and he forgot what hed been doing at the time
