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7 dimensional penis

Posted: 2004-03-30 06:58pm
by Chardok
who is the user with the description of the penis which transcends time and space in their sig?

Posted: 2004-03-30 10:30pm
by SAMAS
There are some things you will only see said on a place like Stardestroyer.net.

This is one of them. :mrgreen:

Re: 7 dimensional penis

Posted: 2004-03-30 10:55pm
by Jon
Chardok wrote:who is the user with the description of the penis which transcends time and space in their sig?
Awesome. Quote of the year.

Posted: 2004-03-30 10:56pm
by Thag
Are you sure that's not the title of a Minbari porno?

Posted: 2004-03-31 12:03am
by Ghost Rider
He's talking about an old Penny Arcade article.

Posted: 2004-03-31 01:56pm
by 2000AD
It was me but i have since changed it. It was a chopped down version (I couldn't fit it all in the alloted space) of the following quote from this page:
Tycho of Penny Arcade wrote:The fourth one, however, might be enough to get your space-blood pumping - imagine if you will a seven dimensional penis which can project beyond time, and even through solid matter. This metadong can be everywhere and nowhere at once, its exact physical state is constantly in flux. You might think of this scenario as somewhat emasculating, because if someone asks you (for example) if you have the balls to do something, you have to very earnestly reply that you might or you might not, it's kind of a quantum thing. On the other hand, ask that motherfucker if he can have sex with anyone who ever existed, ever, even if they were trapped inside a safe. See what I'm talking about? With an infinite wang, this and much more is possible. Well, I guess I should say probable. It's kind of a quantum thing.

Re: 7 dimensional penis

Posted: 2004-03-31 02:07pm
by Col. Crackpot
Chardok wrote:who is the user with the description of the penis which transcends time and space in their sig?
Shaft?

[issac hayes] you damn right! [/issac hayes]

Posted: 2004-03-31 02:43pm
by General Zod
Thag wrote:Are you sure that's not the title of a Minbari porno?
you're thinking centauri. they're the ones with the multiple appendages.

Re: 7 dimensional penis

Posted: 2004-03-31 04:38pm
by Demiurge
Chardok wrote:who is the user with the description of the penis which transcends time and space in their sig?
Somehow this is funnier than the original quote.

About the penis itself, I think that's what those realultimatepower ninjas have. How else could they pork hundreds of hot babes at the same time?

Posted: 2004-03-31 04:45pm
by Comosicus
You people, never stop to amaze me :mrgreen:

Posted: 2004-03-31 07:02pm
by Chardok
2000AD wrote:It was me but i have since changed it. It was a chopped down version (I couldn't fit it all in the alloted space) of the following quote from this page:
Thank you for that link. And the story. Do burnt offerings please thee, O Lord?

Posted: 2004-03-31 11:24pm
by Darth Yoshi
Holy...that is great...

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:50pm
by 2000AD
Chardok wrote:
2000AD wrote:It was me but i have since changed it. It was a chopped down version (I couldn't fit it all in the alloted space) of the following quote from this page:
Thank you for that link. And the story. Do burnt offerings please thee, O Lord?
No! You shall now be perma banned using my new admin powers!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oh wait, no April Fools Admin Powers! damn!
Am i the only one with a galaxy of stars but no admin?