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How do you properly use AOL CDs?

Posted: 2004-03-31 05:36pm
by Tom_Aurum
Just wondering. Proper uses I've come up with so far include:

1) Coasters
2) Mobiles.
3) Tanning mirror components.
4) Frisbee
5) Install it just to look up a different provider, then cancel your subscription right away. Listen to some poor little wench on the other end of the line whine as she tries to cajole you into trying it anyways.

Posted: 2004-03-31 05:37pm
by General Zod
i used to do the following:

Install for a month, then cancel. Reinstall for a month, cancel. continue doing so, and get the internet for free. technically you're not breaking the law, you're just abusing a loophole so kindly presented to you. 8)

Posted: 2004-03-31 05:39pm
by Dahak
I liked it when they sent their CDs out with boxes. Was good for useful CDs to store :D

Posted: 2004-03-31 05:39pm
by Captain tycho
I've got a little mobile of them hanging in my home office. 8)

Posted: 2004-03-31 05:40pm
by Tom_Aurum
Oh, I almost forgot one:

-Microwave Fireworks Display

Posted: 2004-03-31 05:44pm
by Sharp-kun
Eat them :)

Posted: 2004-03-31 05:56pm
by Thag
I think a guy in my class is trying to make a table out of them.

Posted: 2004-03-31 06:20pm
by salm
some dumbass in the AOL PR-management apparantly thought it would be good idea to give them away in huge amounts after soccer games here right outside the stadium.

drunk soccer fans + free AOL CDs = Warzone

Posted: 2004-03-31 06:25pm
by Kamakazie Sith
Darth_Zod wrote:i used to do the following:

Install for a month, then cancel. Reinstall for a month, cancel. continue doing so, and get the internet for free. technically you're not breaking the law, you're just abusing a loophole so kindly presented to you. 8)
Just makes it hell with those email addresses. Damn AOL is stupid.

Posted: 2004-03-31 07:09pm
by Dalton
We got one with a nice, shiny metal case. Sadly, we can't take off the AOL crap and customize it.

Posted: 2004-03-31 07:18pm
by InnerBrat
Been getting them with DVD-style cases. Use the cases for my recorded-off-the-telly DVD collection.

If you get enough of them and glue them to your wall, they make a funky mirror.

Mobiles for babies.

Posted: 2004-03-31 07:22pm
by RedImperator
Were this not a densely populated residential neighborhood, I could use them for clay pigeons.

Posted: 2004-03-31 07:31pm
by Dorsk 81
RedImperator wrote:Were this not a densely populated residential neighborhood, I could use them for clay pigeons.
Indeed, I was thinking of putting something along the lines of "PULL!" in here, but I didn't think many people would have gotten it.

Posted: 2004-03-31 08:18pm
by HemlockGrey
I'm considering making thermite over spring break. Maybe I could toss 'em in the fire.

Posted: 2004-03-31 08:24pm
by Seggybop
If you throw one into the air and then slash it with a meter stick, it explodes into a shower of jagged plastic shards and metallic confetti. Relatively cool.

Posted: 2004-03-31 09:05pm
by Sea Skimmer
I take the free samples from Wawa and Acme, then throw them at friends. Folding them until they break is also fun, though that usually happens when I'm trying to launch them at people as well.

Re: How do you properly use AOL CDs?

Posted: 2004-03-31 09:54pm
by YT300000
Tom_Aurum wrote:Just wondering. Proper uses I've come up with so far include:

1) Coasters
2) Mobiles.
3) Tanning mirror components.
4) Frisbee
5) Install it just to look up a different provider, then cancel your subscription right away. Listen to some poor little wench on the other end of the line whine as she tries to cajole you into trying it anyways.
6) Earrings (look very funny)
7) CO2 model car wheels (you need a lot of 'em)
8) Firestarters
9) Air hockey passing thingies
10) Very fun frisbees (you just need some razor wire)

Posted: 2004-03-31 10:18pm
by Hyperion
Sharpen the edge, throw like a frisbee. 'nuff said.

Fill a tree with them then tell you mom the "AOL tree bloomed again" after the first wind storm.

Make a suit of "CD-mail" armor.

Yes, I've done all of those with various friends and my ex.

Posted: 2004-03-31 10:24pm
by AnimeJet
I've used some ones lying around my friends house as coasters before, very handy, also shiny!

Posted: 2004-03-31 10:42pm
by Cornelius
We had an AOL bonfire one time. I couldn't stop them from doing it so I gave up.

Posted: 2004-03-31 10:44pm
by darthdavid
hurl them at people.

Posted: 2004-03-31 10:50pm
by Darth Yoshi
I use the DVD-style cases for X-wing and TIE Fighter. Also, coasters...

Posted: 2004-03-31 11:47pm
by SpacedTeddyBear
I shoot them with my bb gun.

Posted: 2004-03-31 11:49pm
by Symmetry
A friend of mine made a lamp shade with some. Its very shiny.
Darth_Zod wrote:i used to do the following:

Install for a month, then cancel. Reinstall for a month, cancel. continue doing so, and get the internet for free. technically you're not breaking the law, you're just abusing a loophole so kindly presented to you. 8)
But...its AOL! I don't want a provider that sometimes blocks all email from Britain, or whose NAP boxes sometimes don't work with less games.

Posted: 2004-03-31 11:53pm
by Symmetry
Seggybop wrote:If you throw one into the air and then slash it with a meter stick, it explodes into a shower of jagged plastic shards and metallic confetti. Relatively cool.
On a related note, here at the MIT Science Fiction Society where I'm holding library hours now, for meetings we have a gavel and block. But not any gavel and block, the gavel is a meter long steel wrench and the block is a 45cm by 30 cm by 10 cm hunk of titanium. Thus, when we get free CDs we put them in a plastic bag and bang them with the gavel with varying levels of force. All in the name of science, of course.