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Mods -> Admins!!!

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:05am
by Darth Wong
All the mods are now admins! Bwahahaha!!!! Ultimate power for everyone!!!

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:06am
by Howedar
Oh God.

*runs and hides*

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:10am
by Shinova
March 31, 2004 - Stardestroyer.net Record of Events:


Darth Wong has gone mad, and SDnet is expected to enter its own "Hour of Hell," as Spacebattles has also undergone a few years prior. I will now run for the hills.


- Shinova

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:11am
by Crown
Hehehe ... all that hard work of sucking up to become and Admin has finally payed off ... Oh Kernel ... where are you? I owe you something! :twisted:

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:12am
by Illuminatus Primus
COWER BEFORE YOUR GOD.

THE EYE GAZES INTO YOUR SOUL.

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:13am
by Joe
I don't have admin powers, you silly goose. :wink:

BTW, hello everyone, haven't been in much the past week, but wouldn't miss AFD for the world. Also, we seem to have traveled back in time at least nine months, given my lack of stars.

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:13am
by Darth Yoshi
Oh, fuck...

This will be fun to watch...

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:13am
by Shinova
March 31, 2004 - Stardestroyer.net Record of Events:


Though now after further examination, I can conclude that this supposedly terrifying event is now merely a joke, so to speak. All supposed "administrators" really have no power at all, aside from what they have already possessed.

Status: Returning from the hills with caution.



- Shinova

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:15am
by Alan Bolte
I forgot how much I loved April Fools Day.

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:15am
by Howedar
As I expected, Mike just changed the display colors. Cause he mod'ed Shep, but Shep also appears that orange color.

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:19am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Ooh, phun! 1st of the Month AND April F00lz Day. :D

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:19am
by fgalkin
BWAHAHAHAHA!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:20am
by Exonerate
Ah... We're to have to spend a lot of time archiving all of these threads in the SDN Chronicle...

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:20am
by BlkbrryTheGreat
What prompted this decision?

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:21am
by Kuja
Howedar wrote:Oh God.

*runs and hides*
You puny deity shall not stand! ALLAH ACKBAR!

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:21am
by Keevan_Colton
It was the will of Allah.

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:23am
by Symmetry
SDN is also now the Net's foremost shrine to Islam it seems...

Oh well.. Allah Akbar! :lol:

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:23am
by Frank Hipper
Keevan_Colton wrote:It was the will of Allah.
'Twere the will of the LORD Jesus Christ!
PRAISE!
GLORY!

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:25am
by fgalkin
KILL THE INFIDELS!


Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin ibn Abu ibn Akbar ibn Hussain.

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:29am
by Lonestar
Your foolish "Admin" and "Muslim" powers mean nothing to me, brainwashed ever so thoroughly by Southern Baptist Convention, my will is as admantium!

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:33am
by Durandal
In his fit of insanity, Mike also issues a decree in the mod forum, giving all the admins/moderators a sort of "carte blanche" to ban any member without warning.
Darth Wong in the Mod Forum wrote:Okay everyone, banning Lord Jax took a while. The vote was overwhelmingly in favor, and yet nothing happened for hours, so the little shit-tard was allowed to stick around and post. We try to have admins from every time zone, but there are still gaps. Our moderating staff is responsible enough to handle admin powers properly. Thusly, as of this moment, all moderators are now admins, and they may act unilaterally without consultation with their peers against any member who is a threat to board security.

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:35am
by fgalkin
You better start that Paypal payment going, biatches. :twisted:

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin ibn Abu ibn Akbar ibn Hussain.

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:38am
by Hamel
Someone use their admin powers to make me a bigger butt.

Posted: 2004-04-01 01:58am
by Pablo Sanchez
Alan Bolte wrote:I forgot how much I loved April Fools Day.
wtf? You calling Mike a fool?

BANNED!

Posted: 2004-04-01 02:06am
by NecronLord
Right. My first act with this new autority is to reorganise the forums.

The following Forums are for the Chop, as I have decided they serve no useful purpouse. These forums will be terminated:
  • The Brotherhood of the Monkey - Nothing but spam.
  • The Heavy Armour Brigade - Enough of this military wankery
  • Gaming & Computers - All that is going back to Off topic.
  • Fantasy - For undermining my beloved OSF.
  • Star Trek - I despise Star Trek‼ Especially TOS‼
  • The Society of Sisters - Pointless
  • 'GALE Force' - Again Pointless.
You have twenty four hours to list any threads you want moved from those forums, with links.