Funny thread (If you value your comp's safety, don't view)

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-10-21 07:15pm

http://offiz.bei.t-online.de/open.html

Open at your own risk!!

EDIT: May cause computer malfunction. I suggest you finish and save everything first before clicking on link.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-21 07:30pm

A dancing idiot message window, intresting

CmdrSweevo · Post by **CmdrSweevo** » 2002-10-22 02:33am

Yep, and its 149 dancing brothers.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2002-10-22 02:39am

I don't get it.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-22 02:52am

Fuck you. And the horse you rode in on. And your mother for bringing you into this world. You aren't just a waste of organic materials. You are a goddamn waste of matter in general. How many atoms were wasted on your pathetic form?

Fuck you in the highest order mother fucker.

CmdrSweevo · Post by **CmdrSweevo** » 2002-10-22 02:59am

Robert Treder wrote:I don't get it.

Ando got it

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-22 03:08am

Just think I should explain.

I use IE. Which is unstable enough to start with. And I have been downloading from the-underdogs.org.

Which doesn't allow DAP, Getrigh or GoZilla etc. And as such you have to use IEs integrated downloader which is dodgy as all fuck.

Now, when no less than about 80 windows open up and flood my system and IE decides that it doesn't want to play anymore and I lose an 80% complete 12mb download (no small loss on a 56k connection) with no hope of resuming it. I get pissed. I get more than just pissed. I want blood. Lots of it. Splattered everywhere. And gore. And bits of bone too.

Now someone beat the crap out of that man for me.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-22 03:24am

MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't even CTRL+ALT+DEL it because the motherfucking system is on PUBLIC COMPUTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, eventually the damned computer decided that it didn't want to play anymore, thus closing all the Idiot windows AND SD.net....

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-10-22 04:07am

I just pressed ctrl+alt+del then closed the main IE window, and the idiot windows all closed by themselves.

A few other people have said that they only had to press Alt+F4 then click ok or something like that.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-22 04:12am

Did I mention I was on public computers...?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-10-22 04:12am

And if you're fast enough, you can resume downloads even after they've gone under. This is for IE downloads.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-10-22 04:13am

And I apologize if this has been hell for some people.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-10-22 04:13am

verilon wrote:Did I mention I was on public computers...?

Missed that. Sorry.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-22 04:18am

Shinova wrote:
verilon wrote:Did I mention I was on public computers...?
Missed that. Sorry.

It's okay. I can't do a lot of things on this comp (ie, download ICQ, Y! Messenger, or MSN...not that I would use the latter)

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2002-10-22 04:28am

Jeeze, just use Opera, people. The world will be a better place.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-10-22 05:46am

Win 2K: End Task. Kills the browser with SD.net on it too.

NBD.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-22 10:50am

IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-22 11:28am

Dude. The disclaimer's in the topic. Don't say he didn't warn you!

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-10-22 11:31am

weemadando wrote:Just think I should explain.

I use IE. Which is unstable enough to start with. And I have been downloading from the-underdogs.org.

Which doesn't allow DAP, Getrigh or GoZilla etc. And as such you have to use IEs integrated downloader which is dodgy as all fuck.

Now, when no less than about 80 windows open up and flood my system and IE decides that it doesn't want to play anymore and I lose an 80% complete 12mb download (no small loss on a 56k connection) with no hope of resuming it. I get pissed. I get more than just pissed. I want blood. Lots of it. Splattered everywhere. And gore. And bits of bone too.

Now someone beat the crap out of that man for me.

The new version of Netscape (7.0) has a built in download manager which can be turned on or off very easily. If you don't want the manual you can get the program for free from Netscape.com.

I don't think it would solve the pop-up problem though.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-22 11:32am

Open at your own risk

You where warned

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-22 11:35am

Mr Bean wrote:
Open at your own risk
You where warned

Exactly what I said....I mean, didn't you get a clue from what people actually posted? Oh, wait, you must not be one of those people that might actually read the topic beforehand...

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-10-22 11:37am

I posted this on another forum. God, the mayhem that ensues...

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-10-22 11:38am

weemadando wrote:Just think I should explain.

I use IE. Which is unstable enough to start with. And I have been downloading from the-underdogs.org.

Which doesn't allow DAP, Getrigh or GoZilla etc. And as such you have to use IEs integrated downloader which is dodgy as all fuck.

Getright: go to Configuration, Advanced, Protocol. Check "Generated from the download URL".

If this doesn't work (it should) choose "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98)" from the drop-down list. I don't remember if that's selected by default.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-22 11:43am

verilon wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:
Open at your own risk
You where warned
Exactly what I said....I mean, didn't you get a clue from what people actually posted? Oh, wait, you must not be one of those people that might actually read the topic beforehand...

I know, its just that I was at school, and a teacher happend to see it...

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-22 11:45am

Ted wrote:
verilon wrote:
Mr Bean wrote: You where warned
Exactly what I said....I mean, didn't you get a clue from what people actually posted? Oh, wait, you must not be one of those people that might actually read the topic beforehand...
I know, its just that I was at school, and a teacher happend to see it...

First...shouldn't be looking at SD.net at school...

Second...

[Nelson]

Ha-ha!

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