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Funny thread (If you value your comp's safety, don't view)

Posted: 2002-10-21 07:15pm
by Shinova
http://offiz.bei.t-online.de/open.html


Open at your own risk!!

EDIT: May cause computer malfunction. I suggest you finish and save everything first before clicking on link.

Posted: 2002-10-21 07:30pm
by Mr Bean
A dancing idiot message window, intresting

Posted: 2002-10-22 02:33am
by CmdrSweevo
Yep, and its 149 dancing brothers.

Posted: 2002-10-22 02:39am
by Robert Treder
I don't get it.

Posted: 2002-10-22 02:52am
by weemadando
Fuck you. And the horse you rode in on. And your mother for bringing you into this world. You aren't just a waste of organic materials. You are a goddamn waste of matter in general. How many atoms were wasted on your pathetic form?

Fuck you in the highest order mother fucker.

Posted: 2002-10-22 02:59am
by CmdrSweevo
Robert Treder wrote:I don't get it.
Ando got it :)

Posted: 2002-10-22 03:08am
by weemadando
Just think I should explain.

I use IE. Which is unstable enough to start with. And I have been downloading from the-underdogs.org.

Which doesn't allow DAP, Getrigh or GoZilla etc. And as such you have to use IEs integrated downloader which is dodgy as all fuck.

Now, when no less than about 80 windows open up and flood my system and IE decides that it doesn't want to play anymore and I lose an 80% complete 12mb download (no small loss on a 56k connection) with no hope of resuming it. I get pissed. I get more than just pissed. I want blood. Lots of it. Splattered everywhere. And gore. And bits of bone too.

Now someone beat the crap out of that man for me.

Posted: 2002-10-22 03:24am
by haas mark
MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't even CTRL+ALT+DEL it because the motherfucking system is on PUBLIC COMPUTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, eventually the damned computer decided that it didn't want to play anymore, thus closing all the Idiot windows AND SD.net....

Posted: 2002-10-22 04:07am
by Shinova
I just pressed ctrl+alt+del then closed the main IE window, and the idiot windows all closed by themselves.


A few other people have said that they only had to press Alt+F4 then click ok or something like that.

Posted: 2002-10-22 04:12am
by haas mark
Did I mention I was on public computers...?

Posted: 2002-10-22 04:12am
by Shinova
And if you're fast enough, you can resume downloads even after they've gone under. This is for IE downloads.

Posted: 2002-10-22 04:13am
by Shinova
And I apologize if this has been hell for some people.

Posted: 2002-10-22 04:13am
by Shinova
verilon wrote:Did I mention I was on public computers...?
Missed that. Sorry.

Posted: 2002-10-22 04:18am
by haas mark
Shinova wrote:
verilon wrote:Did I mention I was on public computers...?
Missed that. Sorry.
It's okay. I can't do a lot of things on this comp (ie, download ICQ, Y! Messenger, or MSN...not that I would use the latter)

Posted: 2002-10-22 04:28am
by Robert Treder
Jeeze, just use Opera, people. The world will be a better place.

Posted: 2002-10-22 05:46am
by EmperorMing
Win 2K: End Task. Kills the browser with SD.net on it too.

NBD.

:lol:

Re: Funny thread (If you value your comp's safety, don't vie

Posted: 2002-10-22 10:50am
by Ted
IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 2002-10-22 11:28am
by haas mark
Dude. The disclaimer's in the topic. Don't say he didn't warn you! :twisted: :D

Posted: 2002-10-22 11:31am
by Tsyroc
weemadando wrote:Just think I should explain.

I use IE. Which is unstable enough to start with. And I have been downloading from the-underdogs.org.

Which doesn't allow DAP, Getrigh or GoZilla etc. And as such you have to use IEs integrated downloader which is dodgy as all fuck.

Now, when no less than about 80 windows open up and flood my system and IE decides that it doesn't want to play anymore and I lose an 80% complete 12mb download (no small loss on a 56k connection) with no hope of resuming it. I get pissed. I get more than just pissed. I want blood. Lots of it. Splattered everywhere. And gore. And bits of bone too.

Now someone beat the crap out of that man for me.
The new version of Netscape (7.0) has a built in download manager which can be turned on or off very easily. If you don't want the manual you can get the program for free from Netscape.com.

I don't think it would solve the pop-up problem though.

Posted: 2002-10-22 11:32am
by Mr Bean
Open at your own risk
You where warned

Posted: 2002-10-22 11:35am
by haas mark
Mr Bean wrote:
Open at your own risk
You where warned
Exactly what I said....I mean, didn't you get a clue from what people actually posted? Oh, wait, you must not be one of those people that might actually read the topic beforehand...:roll:

Posted: 2002-10-22 11:37am
by EmperorMing
I posted this on another forum. God, the mayhem that ensues... :twisted:

Posted: 2002-10-22 11:38am
by Slartibartfast
weemadando wrote:Just think I should explain.

I use IE. Which is unstable enough to start with. And I have been downloading from the-underdogs.org.

Which doesn't allow DAP, Getrigh or GoZilla etc. And as such you have to use IEs integrated downloader which is dodgy as all fuck.
Getright: go to Configuration, Advanced, Protocol. Check "Generated from the download URL".

If this doesn't work (it should) choose "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98)" from the drop-down list. I don't remember if that's selected by default.

Posted: 2002-10-22 11:43am
by Ted
verilon wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:
Open at your own risk
You where warned
Exactly what I said....I mean, didn't you get a clue from what people actually posted? Oh, wait, you must not be one of those people that might actually read the topic beforehand...:roll:
I know, its just that I was at school, and a teacher happend to see it...

Posted: 2002-10-22 11:45am
by haas mark
Ted wrote:
verilon wrote:
Mr Bean wrote: You where warned
Exactly what I said....I mean, didn't you get a clue from what people actually posted? Oh, wait, you must not be one of those people that might actually read the topic beforehand...:roll:
I know, its just that I was at school, and a teacher happend to see it...
First...shouldn't be looking at SD.net at school...

Second...

[Nelson]

Ha-ha!

[/Nelson]