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My recent "bonding time" with a kindergardener got me thinking, so what's the most heartless, meanest, nastiest thing you've ever done/said/whatever?

Someone in real life was being a general ass and quite cruelly hurtful when arguing with me, so i made said i'd fight dirty if he kept it up, which he did and said he would for days, so i made fun of his dead dad.

Drown an ant colony.

Set my fish "free" in a pond during the month of November.

My buddy found a garter snake in the local park and we were playing with it when the snake bit him. This pissed him off so we then took turns throwing the snake around eventually killed it by running it over with our bicycles.

tricked my friend's evil roomate into eating a box of ex-lax, which had been placed with Easter candy. He was pissing out his ass for 2 days.

When I was about 5 or 6 years old, I guided a neighbor (who was a toddler) into a mound of fire ants.

I don't know why I did that.

Erroneously made my older sister think that I didn't love her, something I'm still hating myself for doing.

I was downright evil when I was in kindergarten. I once electrocuted a frog to the point of death with a cattle prod, then continued to shock its body to make its legs twitch.

Drowned a baby-hamster by putting it in a old aspirn bottle, filling it with water to the rim, and then putting the lid on

Solauren wrote:Drowned a baby-hamster by putting it in a old aspirn bottle, filling it with water to the rim, and then putting the lid on

Damn, I thought I was evil.

Me? I've always been overly honorable, though I could relate some cruel things my brother's done. Like trick our cousin into pissing on an electric fence... *Shudder*

Fucking hell people, you're horrible!

I'm glad I'm lovely.

I didn't do anything. Absolute Boy Scout.

Killed cucumber beetles for the hell of it. Spiders too.

i used to pick up gardener snakes and fling them at the more squeamish people whenever i found them.

Oh, and there's also my senseless torture by Windex of those accursed Asiatic ladybugs, described in detail in this thread.

As I type, I'm shining a high-powered spotlight really close to a trapped bug, waiting for it to die from the heat. It smells interesting.

Ohohohoh, once I put a cockroach on the stove and slowly burned off it's limbs.

....i'm a rather sadistic bastard, it seems.

EDIT: Typos. And I'm still a rather ssdistic bastard, it seems.

Accidentally suffocated a grasshopper by trying to Scotch tape its leg back on (we found it like that.. dogs are evil).

Note: I was like 8 at the time. Grasshoppers turn purple.

That's not heartless. It was bad, but not heartless.

Howedar wrote:That's not heartless. It was bad, but not heartless.

I know. But it was the closest thing that I could think of.

verilon wrote:Accidentally suffocated a grasshopper by trying to Scotch tape its leg back on (we found it like that.. dogs are evil).

Note: I was like 8 at the time. Grasshoppers turn purple.

That's cause they breathe through openings in the side of their bodies, right? Can't fault an 8 year old for not knowing that.

As for myself, I once recreated the climatic scene of Lennington Vs the Ants using live ants, star wars action figures and gasoline filled trenchs. The figures survived, most of the ants did not.

I would also stage gladitorial contests of ants vs grasshoppers and ants vs spiders. A Bug's Life notwithstanding, grasshoppers can be taken out by as few as half a dozen ants while spiders can usually evade the horde and then pick off stragglers one at a time.

Korvan wrote:

verilon wrote:Accidentally suffocated a grasshopper by trying to Scotch tape its leg back on (we found it like that.. dogs are evil).

Note: I was like 8 at the time. Grasshoppers turn purple.

That's cause they breathe through openings in the side of their bodies, right?

Yep.

A census taker tried to test me once.

I ate his liver with some Fava beans and a nice chianti. *slurping sounds*

I was having an affair with a married woman, we were friends for many years before we started having sex and her husband knew we were old pals so he thought nothing of us hanging out. One day he drove her over to meet me and we left straight to a hotel for a night of hot sweaty sex and then she was picked up by him at a designated spot later on that night. The whole time he thought she was going with me to some get together with old co workers we used to work with.

After that episode I felt so guilty about how this nice guy was duped that we sort of stopped doing what we were doing and reverted back to friends. Not my proudest moment.