Iraq invades Alabama!

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2002-10-22 12:41pm

http://www.ltmr.net/iraqindixie.html

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-22 12:44pm

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-22 12:46pm

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-22 12:51pm

Dirty Harry · Post by **Dirty Harry** » 2002-10-22 01:00pm

IG-88E wrote:WTF?

what the fuck indeed.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-22 01:04pm

No major loss.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-22 01:17pm

Cyril wrote:No major loss.

ROTFLMAO! ROTFLMAO!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-10-22 01:59pm

from Freerepublic:

"...I mean, imagine a few rednecks runnin around the middle east with there cabela's camoflauge and 30-06's with permission to shoot at will. Hell, you wouldnt even have to pay them, just airdrop some ammo, budwieser, and viena sausages in to them once a week and they'd be happy. The middle east will know what terrorism truely is when its deserts are litterd with budwieser cans and old couches..."

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-22 04:14pm

For the Rednecks!

One raillingy cry that thankfuly never even made it off the drawing board

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-22 04:26pm

Why would Saddam invade Alabama? There are better states to take over, like Lousiana, with important ports and inlet ot the Mississippi RIver, Alaska, with all it's oil and few people, or Florida, where old people go to die.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-22 04:29pm

Florida has Disney World!

PROTECT ORLANDO AT ANY COST!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-22 04:46pm

There's always Disney Land.
Or EuroDisney.
Or the one in Japan?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-22 04:49pm

Yeah, but Orlando has Universal Studios too, which is truly freaking awesome.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-10-22 04:55pm

Who remebers that classic song by Weird Al Yankovic: Let's Bomb Iraq

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-10-22 04:56pm

IG-88E wrote:Yeah, but Orlando has Universal Studios too, which is truly freaking awesome.

Ah but Orlando does not have the best theme park in Florida, namely Busch Gardens in Tampa. That place just rocks. It's what Disnet's the Animal Kingdom aspires to be like one day.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-10-22 05:26pm

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-22 06:13pm

Stange shit.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-10-22 07:18pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Why would Saddam invade Alabama? There are better states to take over, like Lousiana, with important ports and inlet ot the Mississippi RIver, Alaska, with all it's oil and few people, or Florida, where old people go to die.

Shup up, damnit don't give ideas or better yet do.*Loads AR-15 as the Iraqis ignorantly attack on I'm Proud too be Gun Owner & I love too go too mgunshows week. Lennox waxthes as the Republican Garbage Cow Shit Hauler/transports desstroyed by drunk Cajuns in fishing boats, and turns as the Redneck & Cajun Army destroys the Republican Guard and kills every soldier as Lennox cackles madly*

Actually, the Mississippi isn't as useful as it once was considering you need the upper states too get supplies up north, and the Superport off the coast is basically the most imporatnt Mississippi assest, but the oil, sugarcane, & whiskey is most valuable though Iraq has plenty, but you could cause a recession in the US, and delay war too capitalize on Texas, Mississippi, and Alabama while the US Army takes it's time too march on down.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-10-22 10:12pm

As much as I hate to say this, with the prejudice that is here in Alabama towards middle eastern people as it is, if they so much as gave somebody a paper cut in the name of terrorism there wouldn't be a 7 eleven, conoco, or a Exxon left standing. Even I don't mess with the Hill people and I can just imagine 4x4s and shotguns en masse. woo doggie, it's bar b q!!!

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2002-10-22 10:18pm

Durran Korr wrote:http://www.ltmr.net/iraqindixie.html

Since he didn't mess with the Crimson Tide and obliterated Auburn, he's okay with me.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-10-22 10:28pm

Good point.

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Iraq invades Alabama!

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