Ex GF suggests sex during Easter Sunday

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-04-11 12:04am

today at midday I got an sms... The number it came from was new. I will quote it here

"Hey its claire
wanna root !"

now being slightly caucious, but suspecting it was my old friend "Cob" who used to send me messages like "You and me together like a milkshake hope it's not too sweet" and "Trent, I want you bad, I want you in bed"

well I sent an sms back.

"Hi, which claires this again? ob or cc? anyway happy easter. TH"

to which a reply came

"CC"

now I'm freaked out cos CC means my ex crush who's like living with a tuba player that I significantly hate. The thing is I don't want anything to do with CC anymore, not even OB that much, but she (ob) didn't ever do anything to me except stand me up on a date once or twice, always with a legitimate excuse, and send me wierd messages about my 'cute ass' and wanting me in bed... without ever doing anything about it (aka a big tease).

now I'm disturbed.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-11 12:36am

Just sleep with everyone you just mentioned. That'll clear things up.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-04-11 01:43am

Then jump into a cursed chinese pond to make clarity complete.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-04-11 12:17pm

Ignore the whole thing- she'll lose interest quickly, and you might save yourself from doing something you'll regret later.

EDIT: Spelling

Super-Gagme · Post by **Super-Gagme** » 2004-04-11 12:23pm

I wish I was in turmoil over who I should go sleep with. Consider yourself lucky.

h0rus · Post by **h0rus** » 2004-04-11 02:00pm

Go and bang her!

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-04-11 02:28pm

Zaia wrote:Just sleep with everyone you just mentioned. That'll clear things up.

Advice like this makes me weep with joy.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-11 04:35pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Zaia wrote:Just sleep with everyone you just mentioned. That'll clear things up.
Advice like this makes me weep with joy.

You go and do it too. I don't know what kind of issues you have nor the people you have them with, but go for it anyway. Best to be crystal clear from the get-go.

PS: j-l, don't you have a long-distance girlfriend somewhere?

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-04-11 04:43pm

Zaia wrote:PS: j-l, don't you have a long-distance girlfriend somewhere?

Yeah..that's what I was thinking too, he better not be thinking about sleeping with this psycho chick "CC".

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-04-11 04:47pm

I believe he has long range plans for her in the efect of a year or such.

As for weirdo crushes...you could keep testing and see how wacky it really goes.

Phantasee · Post by **Phantasee** » 2004-04-11 05:09pm

Baron Scarpia · Post by **Baron Scarpia** » 2004-04-11 05:14pm

As long as you're not attached, and she's not attached, I say, go for it. It's only sex, and she can't be expecting it to mean anything beyond the physical for either of you. But if she is seeing someone, even if you don't like him, don't go banging some other bloke's girlfriend. That's just sleazy.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-04-12 11:01am

Tap that ass. You'd hate yourself if you didn't. I hate you because you can.........

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2004-04-12 04:17pm

The solution is clear, have sex with her, than have anal sex with her

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-04-12 06:01pm

So did you do the bunny dance?

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2004-04-12 06:07pm

And?
Boinked her?

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-04-13 05:16am

Well I am back. And what a crazy weekend/couple of days. No I didn't go to see cc. Yes I did have a few more sms exchanges and I called her phone twice, but it was off both times (and then she sms'd me the next day again, to which I didn't reply)

I actually talked to my girl in Melbourne about it, which was fun, and I felt a whole lot better because of it. Although that might be because it degenerated into a flirtation session between us and then she said something about masturbating with a mirror and her new lamp so that the shadows don't get in the way of her view...

in other news, my best friend from highschool (who's place I was staying at the last couple of days) has finally gone and gotten engaged to his girl. Beating all the 3 of us amigos from highschool to getting hitched. I think I might beat him getting to move out of home though, bwahah. 9 months left for me in this Sydney town here.

Overall this has led me to believe that there is a conspiricy going on with aphrodesiacs being planted in easter eggs, and all the girls are going nuts.

I couldn't go and bang cc, even though I easily could have simply left my friends, The parents would have thought I was at my friends, and my friends wouldn't question my nighttime disapearance. I simply got over cc last year, after she broke my heart and ripped it up and ate it, figuratavley... I havn't spoken to her for 12 months, to the month. apart from 'hi' and 'see ya' and 'bie'. Bonking her now would just be WIERD. and besides, I have plans for my girl in melbourne. Long term ones. besides, the mental image of her masturbating in front of her mirror with her lamp lighting strategic areas... *shudders* Im going insane...

... must... go... now...

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-04-13 05:36am

Zaia wrote:Just sleep with everyone you just mentioned. That'll clear things up.

lol

Ok, big fivesome

Me, cc, cob, Antonio *ick*, and Elli.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-04-13 05:43am

muse wrote:
Zaia wrote:PS: j-l, don't you have a long-distance girlfriend somewhere?
Yeah..that's what I was thinking too, he better not be thinking about sleeping with this psycho chick "CC".

Finally, someone with some sense.

besides, cc was the old crush. the first one Im happy never to lay eyes on again.

aah, this thing with Elli (lights, mirrors,) is still making me flaming horny... gaddammit.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-04-15 03:55am

Far out, the decent into death continues. Today I got 2 sms's from this person claiming to be my Ex.

"I still want you in bed *jenat*" *own name changed for simleness sake, not that I dont trust you guys

*

and 1 minute later (4:15pm)

"Do me hard"

so at 5:42pm I ring up the mystery person.

*ring ring, ring ring, ring -cut-*
This call is being diverted, please wait....
*a male voice*
MEEEHHHH
*beep*

silence... I hang up.

so I texted back
"April fools day was a whyle back whoever you are. I know you surely can't be Cle"

if it's her boyfriend, then so be it. If it's the other Claire COB, then so be it. if it's someone else then I think theyre being fuckheads. if it's Claire OB, she can be forgiven for being a stupid twat who has a twisted crush on me, me who's 3 years her junior.

if it's her boyfriend, I'd like to crush his scull.

if It's some friend of mine, who sounds like the voice on there, but a single "meh" isn't enough to go by, then Im sure the joke won't go for too much longer, or else is a reigime for me to go to Melbourne sooner.

if it's an old friend of mine who is also a friend of Cle's boyfriend, then i would like someone to kill him.

Meanwhyle I will happily look forward to when I can leave this mess behind and be living with Elli in melbourne finally.

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