Riiiight....The Sun wrote: BERMUDA TRIANGLE MYSTERY SOLVED!
by Bob Lind
Astonishing new documents reveal a discovery that could forever alter mankind's concept of time: A mysterious spinning fog over the South pole capable of sucking objects in and shooting them back 20 years into the past.
Scientists say the incredible time warp provides valuable insight into the Bermuda Triangle, where hundreds of ships, planes, and peopl have disappeared.
Long-buried reports reveal that on January 27, 1995, American scientists investigating the frozen reaches of Antarctica noticed a strange tornado-looking, cloud-mist formation.
They fastened a long rope to a high-tech weather balloon, sent it up and watched it disappear into the whirling fog.
The balloon was outfitted with a sensitive, highly accurate chronometer - a device that measures time.
When researchers hauled the balloon down again, they found the date read January 27, 1965!
"It had been transported back 30 years," says Austrian physicist Dr. Relf Hoeffner. "the equipment was checked and rechecked and the balloon was sent back up several times."
"Each time, the chronometer recorded a difference of 30 years."
The incident was reported to the White House, but officials downplayed it.
However, says Hoeffner: "The implications of this discovery are mind-boggling. First and foremost, it reveals that time travel is more than just a possibility - it's a reality."
"What's more, it may solve one of nature's most perplexing mysteries: The Bermuda Triangle."
Hoeffner refers to the infamous area enclosed by Puerto Rico, Miami, and Bermuda. Hundreds of ships and planes have entered the triangle and disappeared without a trace.
"it's clearly not coincidence," Hoeffner says.
"Had the balloon not been secured by a rope, it would be back somewhere in 1965 right now."
"so we know that time can be altered by specific kinds of weather patterns."
"Although the climate of the triangle is, of course, vastly different than that of the South Pole, wind patterns are remarkably similar."
"It's more than possible that cloud formations like the one described in the 1995 report could occur in the triangle."
"In point of fact, in many of the black-box recordings to air controllers, pilots reported being disoriented by a 'gray mass.'
"Moments later their planes vanished."
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