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Stupid new trend about some guy named Rick James

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It seems as though every corner of the internet is being invaded by brats saying something like "I'm Rick James, bitch"

Could someone clue me in about this bullshit?
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Something which has to do with that televised example of excrement called The Man Show, I think.

You're lucky that you only have to experiance it on the Internet: I get to hear several live repetition performances on an almost daily basis...
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Re: Stupid new trend about some guy named Rick James

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Hamel wrote:It seems as though every corner of the internet is being invaded by brats saying something like "I'm Rick James, bitch"

Could someone clue me in about this bullshit?
It's from Chappelle's Show, you twat. It's a hilarious bit, like most of Chappelle's stuff these days, but it has been overdone a bit (again, like most of the stuff on Chappelle's Show these days).

Rick James is a rather marginal rock star from the 1980s, BTW. He's pretty well known for being a sex addict and doing drugs. Lots of them.
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Joe wrote:
It's from Chappelle's Show,
Oh lordy
you twat.
:luv:

Pinker than a vagina
It's a hilarious bit, like most of Chappelle's stuff these days, but it has been overdone a bit (again, like most of the stuff on Chappelle's Show these days).
The funniest bit was where they went back in time, called the slaveowner a honkey, then shot him
Rick James is a rather marginal rock star from the 1980s, BTW. He's pretty well known for being a sex addict and doing drugs. Lots of them.
Oh, THAT Rick James
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I actually thought that bit with Wayne Brady last week was the funniest. That was...surreal, I don't think Brady is going to be doing any more work for Disney after that episode. :D

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Hey! The original Man Show was great. Just because you've the soul of an insecure, obese woman is no reason to degrade some of the great entertainers of our time.
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Meh, I just dont find that sort of fair humourous, particularly when it sounds like it's being read from cue cards. ;)
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The Man Show was fucking great.

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You can find the clip on Kazaa, 11 MB for 13 minutes of funny is great, even if your on dial up.

Although I disagree with one part of it's fame. Everyone saying "I'm Rick James, bitch" line. I use the "CHARLIE MURPHY!" and then sucker punch someone more often.
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Bitches! Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy!
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In the tradition of itsatrap.net and yourethemannowdog.com....

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Durandal wrote:Bitches! Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy!
That's my favorite bit too.

"Now that you mention it, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest. But I got the medicine: Bitch! Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy. I'm Rick James, bitch!"
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I got to throw one of my favorite lines in the mix

"Bitches! Show Charlie Murphy your titties. THE MILK'S GONE BAD!"
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My favorite part is when Charlie kicks rick james in to the mirror. But my favorite line is definately "CHARLIE MURPHY!" POW
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"Oh, come on son! I'm a funny daddy, remember? 'I'm Rick James, bitch!' Remember that? No, noooo... don't go with him!"

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I also liked the real Rick James' refrain ... "Cocaine's a hell of a drug."
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I use some of his lines when I'm playing Halo. :D

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Joe wrote:I use some of his lines when I'm playing Halo. :D
*groan* So do my floor neighbors. Especially "the Screamer," it seems.
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Oh, Jesus, Spanky... anything to bitch about those next-door neighbors... :P
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They're pure evil, I tell you!!

Or just really inconsiderate. :P
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No, he's right, living in a dormitory with people playing Halo in a nearby room is a holy terror. I know exactly what he's talking about. I play Halo elsewhere, mostly in friends' apartments.
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Joe wrote:I use some of his lines when I'm playing Halo. :D

"What did the hand say to the face?"

(melee to the bizack, instant kill)

"SMACK!"
It's "five fingers," not "hand." :)
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