Can't Buy Dirty Panties in Tokyo Anymore

PrinceofLowLight · Post by **PrinceofLowLight** » 2004-04-13 07:31pm

http://straitstimes.asia1.com.sg/news/s ... 87,00.html

Well. Howzabouthat.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-04-13 07:33pm

*vomits on article*

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-04-13 07:37pm

I could swear we've had this before, can't remember where, and the search doesnt seem to be showing it, but I know that Uranian252 made a remark about crunchy panties, then we killed him and ate him.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-04-13 07:39pm

Yeah, it seems like old news, so it must be a slow newsday for that paper.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2004-04-13 07:41pm

They won't take my panties away from meee!!!! I won't allow it!!!

*dives back into panty-bed*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-04-13 07:54pm

Just a thought: Is there "panty counterfeitting" over there where someone takes some panties off of the shelf at a store, puts their own shit into it, and claims that it belonged to a teenage girl?

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-04-13 08:01pm

Shhhhhhhhh! Are you trying to get me rumbled?!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-04-13 08:02pm

The_Lumberjack wrote:Shhhhhhhhh! Are you trying to get me rumbled?!

So THAT's where you get your funding from!

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-04-13 08:07pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Just a thought: Is there "panty counterfeitting" over there where someone takes some panties off of the shelf at a store, puts their own shit into it, and claims that it belonged to a teenage girl?

I think in this context "soiled" means "worn and not cleaned", not "shat in".

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-04-13 08:44pm

WHAT the FUCK kind of person gets off on that? What the hell produces a culture in which SOILED GIRL'S CLOTHING is a massive money-making industry?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-04-13 08:55pm

PANTIES! GLORIOUS PANTIES!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-04-13 10:50pm

Howedar wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Just a thought: Is there "panty counterfeitting" over there where someone takes some panties off of the shelf at a store, puts their own shit into it, and claims that it belonged to a teenage girl?
I think in this context "soiled" means "worn and not cleaned", not "shat in".

You're right. From what I've read about the subject in the past, the girls often just buy a pair, wear them for a day, then sell them. That's all.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-04-13 11:09pm

The article in question wrote:They get paid more if they attach their photos to them - or leave their stained sanitary pads inside

That's the most disgusting thing I've heard since... well I don't know, and I'm not sure I want to remember.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-04-13 11:27pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:You're right. From what I've read about the subject in the past, the girls often just buy a pair, wear them for a day, then sell them. That's all.

I love the motherfucking Japanese. They're the best culture in human history. Zen Buddhism, hentai games, karate, aikido, Book of Five Rings, bloodthirsty imperialism turned near-total pacifism in a couple of decades (or less!), porn that features all shaved beavers because of oddities in their decency-laws... awesome.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-04-13 11:28pm

Eh...it's not like this fetish is anything damaging to anyone, the girls don't care, the Japanese businessmen who use the tweezers and lotion while holding those panties in their teeth aren't hurting anyone...

Please don't kill me...

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-04-14 04:28am

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2004-04-14 06:39am

Oh, no! What will the vending machines sell now?!?!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-04-14 07:00am

You would think that there would be a fairly large supply, so it must be artificially controlled by the shopowners, just like diamonds or something.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-04-14 07:28am

Bob McDob wrote:Oh, no! What will the vending machines sell now?!?!

hello kitty vibrating pocket pussies with a side order of tekka maki.

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2004-04-14 08:25am

Didn't I post this at the time?

Its truly tragic.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-04-14 09:04am

Bob McDob wrote:Oh, no! What will the vending machines sell now?!?!

beer of course.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-04-14 10:08am

Which reminds me, I have to set up that Ebay vendors account...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-04-14 02:31pm

InnerBrat wrote:Which reminds me, I have to set up that Ebay vendors account...

... and use it to sell your old underwear to gullible SD.Net members.

Korvan · Post by **Korvan** » 2004-04-14 02:40pm

When panties are outlawed, only outlaws will have panties.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-04-14 03:00pm

Korvan wrote:When panties are outlawed, only outlaws will have panties.

True, but why would outlaws wear panties?