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Well. Howzabouthat.

*vomits on article*

I could swear we've had this before, can't remember where, and the search doesnt seem to be showing it, but I know that Uranian252 made a remark about crunchy panties, then we killed him and ate him.

Yeah, it seems like old news, so it must be a slow newsday for that paper.

They won't take my panties away from meee!!!! I won't allow it!!!


*dives back into panty-bed*

Just a thought: Is there "panty counterfeitting" over there where someone takes some panties off of the shelf at a store, puts their own shit into it, and claims that it belonged to a teenage girl?

Shhhhhhhhh! Are you trying to get me rumbled?!

The_Lumberjack wrote:Shhhhhhhhh! Are you trying to get me rumbled?!

So THAT's where you get your funding from!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Just a thought: Is there "panty counterfeitting" over there where someone takes some panties off of the shelf at a store, puts their own shit into it, and claims that it belonged to a teenage girl?

I think in this context "soiled" means "worn and not cleaned", not "shat in".

WHAT the FUCK kind of person gets off on that? What the hell produces a culture in which SOILED GIRL'S CLOTHING is a massive money-making industry?

PANTIES! GLORIOUS PANTIES!

Howedar wrote:

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Just a thought: Is there "panty counterfeitting" over there where someone takes some panties off of the shelf at a store, puts their own shit into it, and claims that it belonged to a teenage girl?

I think in this context "soiled" means "worn and not cleaned", not "shat in".

You're right. From what I've read about the subject in the past, the girls often just buy a pair, wear them for a day, then sell them. That's all.

The article in question wrote:They get paid more if they attach their photos to them - or leave their stained sanitary pads inside

That's the most disgusting thing I've heard since... well I don't know, and I'm not sure I want to remember.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:You're right. From what I've read about the subject in the past, the girls often just buy a pair, wear them for a day, then sell them. That's all.

I love the motherfucking Japanese. They're the best culture in human history. Zen Buddhism, hentai games, karate, aikido, Book of Five Rings, bloodthirsty imperialism turned near-total pacifism in a couple of decades (or less!), porn that features all shaved beavers because of oddities in their decency-laws... awesome.

Eh...it's not like this fetish is anything damaging to anyone, the girls don't care, the Japanese businessmen who use the tweezers and lotion while holding those panties in their teeth aren't hurting anyone...

Please don't kill me...

Oh, no! What will the vending machines sell now?!?!

You would think that there would be a fairly large supply, so it must be artificially controlled by the shopowners, just like diamonds or something.

Bob McDob wrote:Oh, no! What will the vending machines sell now?!?!

hello kitty vibrating pocket pussies with a side order of tekka maki.

Didn't I post this at the time?

Its truly tragic.

Bob McDob wrote:Oh, no! What will the vending machines sell now?!?!

beer of course.

Which reminds me, I have to set up that Ebay vendors account...

InnerBrat wrote:Which reminds me, I have to set up that Ebay vendors account...

... and use it to sell your old underwear to gullible SD.Net members.

When panties are outlawed, only outlaws will have panties.

Korvan wrote:When panties are outlawed, only outlaws will have panties.

True, but why would outlaws wear panties?