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My American friend who moved to Canada not too long ago; he just got back from a visit to his Uncle's place in the good ol' US of A, and was lucky to recieve this little baby as a gift from his Unc:



Yep, a $9000 paintball mini gun, which fires 2000 rounds per minute, with a 400 meter range. I don't think they have those here in Canada, especially not down in the local Wal-Mart.

All I can say is, I wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of that thing...

Opens up new possibilities for home defense.

espically if used in conjunction with those police paint balls filled with a stinging power.

Just to toss a bit of paint at somebody?

Meep...

darthdavid wrote:espically if used in conjunction with those police paint balls filled with a stinging power.

Screw that, just load it up with ball bearings and kill the motherfuckers.

I want one.

Holy shit....That is cool.

Zaia wrote:

Just to toss a bit of paint at somebody?

Meep...

Zaia, repeat after me... Boys and toys.

That looks torn from a screenshot of Quake III or something. Fucking nice gun, in any event.

I love that gun... i would rub my dick on it if i could

*laughs as he imagines all the barrels getting jammed*

The Aliens wrote:That looks torn from a screenshot of Quake III or something.

Nah, it's not ugly enough.

Hmm... I can't seem to place that RBC. It looks exactly like an XM-214, just that the muzzle cover is completely different. Ah well.

DPDarkPrimus wrote:*laughs as he imagines all the barrels getting jammed*

The day one of these babies jams is the day I castrate myself (hint: it doesn't happen. EVER.)

I do wonder why those suits(?) in the back are labeled USS Iwo Jima and there's a ammo box on the table that appears to be 0.50 cal ammo.

HOOLLLY CRAPP!!! Makes my automag look like a pea-shooter. Paintball guns don't jam, they break balls......*that didn't sound right*

aerius wrote:

darthdavid wrote:espically if used in conjunction with those police paint balls filled with a stinging power.

Screw that, just load it up with ball bearings and kill the motherfuckers.

Even max presure it won't be leathal.. velocity will be too low.. not enough behind them to overcome the mass.

SpacedTeddyBear wrote:HOOLLLY CRAPP!!! Makes my automag look like a pea-shooter. Paintball guns don't jam, they break balls......*that didn't sound right*

Actualy, a Sovereign or Autococker or Blazer/Typhoon can jam IF it's opperating at a low enough recock presure. Course, pulling the triger again normaly clears that up.

Where the hell do you buy something like that? And how do you use it? Is it light enough to carry around like the lawnmower gun from T2? Or do you mount it on the back of an ATV and strafe people?

I got a woody just looking at it.
Did you need to change your shorts after touching it?
One more useless, senceless, thing I'd love to own and misuse! Vermin beware! Touch not the plants of my sacred garden of plenty!

Tsyroc wrote:I do wonder why those suits(?) in the back are labeled USS Iwo Jima and there's a ammo box on the table that appears to be 0.50 cal ammo.

Looks like a couple amo cans from a Mk 19 down under the table too.

thecreech wrote:I love that gun... i would rub my dick on it if i could

ROTFLMAO!!!

That's a BIG penis replacement

Incredible gun. I wish I had one.

At least now it's easier to repaint the house