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heh - something to offend everyone

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At one time or another I have insulted everybody, and I am proud of that. Folks, let me sum it up for you: I think religion is bad, and drugs are good. I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun and young people should be discouraged from voting. I think stereotypes are true, abstinence is a pervsion, Bush’s lies are worse than Clinton’s and there is nothing sexy about being old or pregnant. I think 9-11 changed nothing, and if I had known the onset of war would add a hundred points on to Bush’s IQ, I would have started one. I think pornography stops rape, I think AIDS ribbons are stupid, and flag burning makes me feel patriotic. I think death is not the worst thing that can happen. I think people have too much self-esteem, and being drunk is funny. I think children are not innocent, God doesn’t write books, and Jesus wasn’t a republican. I am for mad cow disease, and against suing tobacco companies. I think girls hate each other, no doesn’t always mean no, you have to lie to stay married, women’s sports are boring, and the Olympics are gay. We’ll be on for another six weeks here on ABC…

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Ow. You got me with that last line about ABC. :P
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great

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fine by me, im not offended. I think its funny as hell, good job.
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Enforcer Talen wrote:At one time or another I have insulted everybody, and I am proud of that. Folks, let me sum it up for you: I think religion is bad, and drugs are good. I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun and young people should be discouraged from voting. I think stereotypes are true, abstinence is a pervsion, Bush’s lies are worse than Clinton’s and there is nothing sexy about being old or pregnant. I think 9-11 changed nothing, and if I had known the onset of war would add a hundred points on to Bush’s IQ, I would have started one. I think pornography stops rape, I think AIDS ribbons are stupid, and flag burning makes me feel patriotic. I think death is not the worst thing that can happen. I think people have too much self-esteem, and being drunk is funny. I think children are not innocent, God doesn’t write books, and Jesus wasn’t a republican. I am for mad cow disease, and against suing tobacco companies. I think girls hate each other, no doesn’t always mean no, you have to lie to stay married, women’s sports are boring, and the Olympics are gay. We’ll be on for another six weeks here on ABC…

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Unoriginality offends me. :P
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Unoriginality offends me. :P
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You'll need work at that a little harder next time, nice try though.
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I think religion is bad
Agreed
longevity is less important than fun
Agreed to an extent
abstinence is a pervsion
agreed
Bush’s lies are worse than Clinton’s and there is nothing sexy about being old or pregnant.
Agreed
I think 9-11 changed nothing, and if I had known the onset of war would add a hundred points on to Bush’s IQ, I would have started one.
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I think pornography stops rape
It has no effect...
flag burning makes me feel patriotic
Hell yes

I pretty much agree with the rest of it....
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Sounds like that dull monotone about using sunscreen and shit. Well, it makes you think for a split second and gives you a cheap laugh. *farts*
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Uhm, nothing there thats not something I don't think.


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