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Posted: **2004-04-15 02:30pm**

Frankly, I don't give shit whether it's been posted before or not

watch it again and again!

Posted: **2004-04-15 02:35pm**

i posted something similar in A&P, though it wasn't a video like that.

Jesus Christ Action Figure with ninja-messiah throwing nails death killer-cross pump action over-under shotgun

God Almighty Action Figure with Kalishnakov ak-47 assault rifle and hallowed cloak of invulnerability

Posted: **2004-04-15 02:36pm**

Darth_Zod wrote:i posted something similar in A&P, though it wasn't a video like that.

Jesus Christ Action Figure with ninja-messiah throwing nails death killer-cross pump action over-under shotgun

God Almighty Action Figure with Kalishnakov ak-47 assault rifle and hallowed cloak of invulnerability

bah, they're nothing on that video. I'll have that ad stuck in my head forever, now.

Posted: **2004-04-15 03:15pm**

Walk on water action!

LMFAO!!!

Posted: **2004-04-15 03:53pm**

The Spear of Destiny!- "I'm invincible!"

The Holy Grail!- "I'm going to live forever!"

And the Ark of the Covenant!- "Ahhh!" (Head explodes)

Posted: **2004-04-15 04:14pm**

Fucking brilliant

Posted: **2004-04-15 05:10pm**

3rd Impact wrote:

The Spear of Destiny!- "I'm invincible!"

The Holy Grail!- "I'm going to live forever!"

And the Ark of the Covenant!- "Ahhh!" (Head explodes)

For some reason the Raiders March is playing through my head right now.

Funny shit, though.

Posted: **2004-04-15 05:28pm**

Todd Macfarlane should SO make a bible range.

Posted: **2004-04-15 06:04pm**

You know there's a real Jesus Christ action figure right?

Posted: **2004-04-15 06:25pm**

Darth Zod wrote:Jesus Christ Action Figure with ninja-messiah throwing nails death killer-cross pump action over-under shotgun

Am I the only one who gets reminded of whats-his-name with the cross-shaped gun from Trigun?

-Damien

Posted: **2004-04-15 06:33pm**

neoolong wrote:You know there's a real Jesus Christ action figure right?

So I'm not insane. You've actually seen one too?

Posted: **2004-04-15 06:43pm**

neoolong wrote:You know there's a real Jesus Christ action figure right?

My dad has one, my sister bought it for him. My dad is a minister, and he actually used it in his last sermon, it was great.

Posted: **2004-04-15 06:57pm**

Agent R wrote:
neoolong wrote:You know there's a real Jesus Christ action figure right?
So I'm not insane. You've actually seen one too?

Yup. I bought one. Over priced piece of shit. 9 bucks and no accessories.

Posted: **2004-04-15 07:48pm**

Captain_Cyran wrote:
neoolong wrote:You know there's a real Jesus Christ action figure right?
My dad has one, my sister bought it for him. My dad is a minister, and he actually used it in his last sermon, it was great.

Ooooh, what was that sermon about? Idolatry?

Posted: **2004-04-15 07:54pm**

Obviously it was about the use of substandard articulation in today's action figures.

Posted: **2004-04-16 02:20am**

the ninja nine inch nails and crossgun as me thinking of rev. Nick Wolfwood

*snif*

supposably enough people have seen trigun by now for this not to be a spoiler, but Nick's dead. however, as per gungrave interviews, he's got a little bastard running amok on that planet!!!!

Posted: **2004-04-16 02:26am**

[sigh]Now if only he had the Kung-Fu Action Grip (tm)[/sigh]

Posted: **2004-04-16 03:36am**

neoolong wrote:Obviously it was about the use of substandard articulation in today's action figures.

ah, I didn't know you were Anglican.

Tea and cake or death?

Posted: **2004-04-16 10:11am**

Yeah, my Jesus Christ Action Figure stands next to my Master Chief figure and JFK bobblehead. But yeah, almost no articulation and no accesories.

Posted: **2004-04-16 02:21pm**

wrong, so very wrong

Posted: **2004-04-17 01:04am**

If I ever get one, I'll put it on my dresser and have it face down my Devil Gundam figure.

Posted: **2004-04-17 03:53am**

Kuja wrote:If I ever get one, I'll put it on my dresser and have it face down my Devil Gundam figure.

I used to have my 12 inch Lucifer action figure giving it a beatdown.

Mmmm. Sacrilicious.

Posted: **2004-04-18 05:04am**

Radical!

I'm never going to school again.

Posted: **2004-04-18 02:52pm**

Lol, i heared on Radio 1, that they were giving away one of these, With Jimmy Carrs signiture, on his Butt

ah, always a good idea to listen to the idiot known as Vernon Kay...

Posted: **2004-04-18 09:37pm**

neoolong wrote:
Agent R wrote:
neoolong wrote:You know there's a real Jesus Christ action figure right?
So I'm not insane. You've actually seen one too?
Yup. I bought one. Over priced piece of shit. 9 bucks and no accessories.

That's greedy of whoever made it. Jesus must be spinning in his grave from all of this...