What about vampires?

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2002-10-23 08:04am

Do you believe vampires exist?

I ask this because my new avatar looks so cool!!

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-10-23 08:47am

Where's the evidence?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-23 09:26am

Sure I've got one in my closet along with the giant etheral dragon

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-10-23 09:28am

Actually, you could make a case for stating that they exist, if you were referring to the people who make up the social group called 'vampires'. They often play dress up, attend special events and bars, some have their own religion, and the really exotic ones actually do drink blood and have fangs.

Mind, they're all lunatics, but that's just my opinion.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-10-23 11:01am

I hang around goths 2 nights a week, so I see them all the time...

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-23 12:23pm

ever seen blade?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-23 12:39pm

Bloodsuckers exist. In Canada, we call them "Revenue Canada". In the United States, I believe they are referred to as the "Internal Revenue Service."

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-10-23 12:39pm

Vampires do not exist.

Anne Rice and Buffy are abso-fucking-lutely wrong.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-10-23 12:51pm

Darth Wong wrote:Bloodsuckers exist. In Canada, we call them "Revenue Canada". In the United States, I believe they are referred to as the "Internal Revenue Service."

Nope. We call them the "Fucking IRS"

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-23 12:52pm

Or "Those god damned blood sucking bastards".

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2002-10-23 01:52pm

I just remebered something that I read way back in june.
It was this boy who got two small wounds on his leg one night when he slept with his window open.

His conclusion: A bat flew in through the window and bit him.

That would be strange becuase the swedish bats only eat insects and I seriously doubt they can make wounds on people's legs.

What do you say about that? People getting bitten by bats. In Sweden!!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-10-23 01:54pm

1. Most likely something else.
2. The kid did it himself.
3. You're mis-remembering it.
4. You're making it up.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 01:59pm

Of course vampires exist! There's one right behind you now...

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-23 02:06pm

If they did, it'd raise a few interesting questions.

Why can a vampire be bombarded with low-intensity solar radiation and immediately catch on fire, despite there being nowhere near the requisite amount of energy? Similarly, why can you theoretically direct a much higher-intensity beam of photons at a vampire and have it do nothing other than warm him up a bit?

If vampires' biological functions have ceased, why can they still have sex? Their hearts supposedly do not beat, so how can blood get to the penis to give a vampire an erection?

Does Freddie Prinze, Jr. know that Sarah Michelle Gellar spent all of last season nailing one?

And so on, and so on.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 02:09pm

Durandal wrote:If they did, it'd raise a few interesting questions.

Why can a vampire be bombarded with low-intensity solar radiation and immediately catch on fire, despite there being nowhere near the requisite amount of energy? Similarly, why can you theoretically direct a much higher-intensity beam of photons at a vampire and have it do nothing other than warm him up a bit?

They're undead. The world affects them differently.

If vampires' biological functions have ceased, why can they still have sex? Their hearts supposedly do not beat, so how can blood get to the penis to give a vampire an erection?

Who cares?

Does Freddie Prinze, Jr. know that Sarah Michelle Gellar spent all of last season nailing one?

If he doesn't, he's in for a nasty surprise....

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2002-10-23 02:57pm

Dooey Jo wrote:Do you believe vampires exist?

I ask this because my new avatar looks so cool!!

Only vampires I know of are referred to as attorneys.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-23 03:13pm

Of course they're real.

Around the turn of the century Romania manufactured a rifle round based off there normal blank cartridges, which fired a piece of wood in place of the normal piece of cotton wadding.
The bullet was marketed as an anti Vampire weapon and sold we'll in the country and just across the boarder in Transylvania.

Surly the mighty and would renown Romanian arms industry wouldn't manufacture a bullet to combat a non-existent threat?

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-10-23 03:52pm

Hmm... I don't like natural sunlight, I have prominent canine teeth, I eat meet, I like the taste of copper, and if you plunged a stake through my heart I would die... I guess there is such things as vampires...

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-10-24 06:07am

So who's going to be impaling who? Freddy Prinze Jr. or Sara Michelle Gellar?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-24 06:12am

That's a good question....

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-10-24 06:33am

jegs2 wrote:
Dooey Jo wrote:Do you believe vampires exist?

I ask this because my new avatar looks so cool!!
Only vampires I know of are referred to as attorneys.

Nah, they're usually called sharks; and real sharks wont attack thenm out of professional courtesey.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-24 06:36am

Eh. Only vampires I know (of) are the real psychos...the ones that drink blood!

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-10-24 06:44am

verilon wrote:Eh. Only vampires I know (of) are the real psychos...the ones that drink blood!

Scary!

Most of the ones I see are dweebs...

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-10-24 06:44am

Of course, they do know how to dress...

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-24 06:47am

heh heh

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