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Do you believe vampires exist?

I ask this because my new avatar looks so cool!!

Where's the evidence?

Sure I've got one in my closet along with the giant etheral dragon

Actually, you could make a case for stating that they exist, if you were referring to the people who make up the social group called 'vampires'. They often play dress up, attend special events and bars, some have their own religion, and the really exotic ones actually do drink blood and have fangs.

Mind, they're all lunatics, but that's just my opinion.

I hang around goths 2 nights a week, so I see them all the time...

ever seen blade?

Bloodsuckers exist. In Canada, we call them "Revenue Canada". In the United States, I believe they are referred to as the "Internal Revenue Service."

Vampires do not exist.

Anne Rice and Buffy are abso-fucking-lutely wrong.

Darth Wong wrote:Bloodsuckers exist. In Canada, we call them "Revenue Canada". In the United States, I believe they are referred to as the "Internal Revenue Service."

Nope. We call them the "Fucking IRS"

Or "Those god damned blood sucking bastards".

I just remebered something that I read way back in june.
It was this boy who got two small wounds on his leg one night when he slept with his window open.

His conclusion: A bat flew in through the window and bit him.

That would be strange becuase the swedish bats only eat insects and I seriously doubt they can make wounds on people's legs.

What do you say about that? People getting bitten by bats. In Sweden!!

1. Most likely something else.
2. The kid did it himself.
3. You're mis-remembering it.
4. You're making it up.

Of course vampires exist! There's one right behind you now...

If they did, it'd raise a few interesting questions.

Why can a vampire be bombarded with low-intensity solar radiation and immediately catch on fire, despite there being nowhere near the requisite amount of energy? Similarly, why can you theoretically direct a much higher-intensity beam of photons at a vampire and have it do nothing other than warm him up a bit?

If vampires' biological functions have ceased, why can they still have sex? Their hearts supposedly do not beat, so how can blood get to the penis to give a vampire an erection?

Does Freddie Prinze, Jr. know that Sarah Michelle Gellar spent all of last season nailing one?

And so on, and so on.

Durandal wrote:If they did, it'd raise a few interesting questions.

Why can a vampire be bombarded with low-intensity solar radiation and immediately catch on fire, despite there being nowhere near the requisite amount of energy? Similarly, why can you theoretically direct a much higher-intensity beam of photons at a vampire and have it do nothing other than warm him up a bit?

They're undead. The world affects them differently.

If vampires' biological functions have ceased, why can they still have sex? Their hearts supposedly do not beat, so how can blood get to the penis to give a vampire an erection?

Who cares?

Does Freddie Prinze, Jr. know that Sarah Michelle Gellar spent all of last season nailing one?

If he doesn't, he's in for a nasty surprise....

Dooey Jo wrote:Do you believe vampires exist?

I ask this because my new avatar looks so cool!!

Only vampires I know of are referred to as attorneys.

Of course they're real.

Around the turn of the century Romania manufactured a rifle round based off there normal blank cartridges, which fired a piece of wood in place of the normal piece of cotton wadding.
The bullet was marketed as an anti Vampire weapon and sold we'll in the country and just across the boarder in Transylvania.

Surly the mighty and would renown Romanian arms industry wouldn't manufacture a bullet to combat a non-existent threat?

Hmm... I don't like natural sunlight, I have prominent canine teeth, I eat meet, I like the taste of copper, and if you plunged a stake through my heart I would die... I guess there is such things as vampires...

So who's going to be impaling who? Freddy Prinze Jr. or Sara Michelle Gellar?

That's a good question....

jegs2 wrote:

Dooey Jo wrote:Do you believe vampires exist?

I ask this because my new avatar looks so cool!!

Only vampires I know of are referred to as attorneys.

Nah, they're usually called sharks; and real sharks wont attack thenm out of professional courtesey.

Eh. Only vampires I know (of) are the real psychos...the ones that drink blood!

verilon wrote:Eh. Only vampires I know (of) are the real psychos...the ones that drink blood!

Scary!

Most of the ones I see are dweebs...

Of course, they do know how to dress...

heh heh