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Today is my birthday and i am...


25 years old


ok what happens after 25.... I know your metabolism slows down but what else?

Well, traditionally you only have five more years to live.

Your last name is Toy? Cool.

Happy Birthday Comrade Toy.

RUN MAN RUN!

You should start to mature abit, if you are lucky you are making good money and this is the time to start saving for a home. I didnt really start to mature though until I hit 30.

It does get harder to stay in shape, you will notice that you don't "spring back" as much. But its not like you have to go get a walker or anythign.

I think the beer gut should start coming in, and the back hair should start filling in so you'll be well insulated against the cold. That is, unless you start going bald.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, traditionally you only have five more years to live.

If that would be true then i'm 7 years overdue.

Dennis Toy wrote: ok what happens after 25.... I know your metabolism slows down but what else?

i heard that your dick falls off.

salm wrote:

Dennis Toy wrote: ok what happens after 25.... I know your metabolism slows down but what else?

i heard that your dick falls off.

No, it blows up.

Nathan F wrote:

salm wrote:

Dennis Toy wrote: ok what happens after 25.... I know your metabolism slows down but what else?

i heard that your dick falls off.

No, it blows up.

Not if You're a French-Canadian then junior gets twice as big and stay up 24/7

Dennis Toy wrote:ok what happens after 25.... I know your metabolism slows down but what else?

Your car insurance rates go down and it takes you longer to recover after having sex.

jmac wrote:

Dennis Toy wrote:ok what happens after 25.... I know your metabolism slows down but what else?

Your car insurance rates go down and it takes you longer to recover after having sex.

Truely, 25 is like the last milestone. Insurance drops dramatically.

As to the sex, I didn't realize that Arius was over 25?

Knife wrote:As to the sex, I didn't realize that Arius was over 25?

He isn't..but that's what he tells me based on his research. Of course seeing how he still can't grow a beard I'd say he's got a long time to go before he starts slowing down.

jmac wrote:

Knife wrote:As to the sex, I didn't realize that Arius was over 25?

He isn't..but that's what he tells me based on his research. Of course seeing how he still can't grow a beard I'd say he's got a long time to go before he starts slowing down.

His research?

How am I not suppost to take THIS the wrong way; Arius' research leads him to believe that men over 25 have a demenished sex drive. Hmm, I wonder how he 'collected' his data?


I'm only joking, no need to take out a bounty on my head

Knife wrote:His research?

How am I not suppost to take THIS the wrong way; Arius' research leads him to believe that men over 25 have a demenished sex drive. Hmm, I wonder how he 'collected' his data?

The data was collected when I worked at Canada Customs, during which time I watched tens of thousands of porn videos. I noted that the older the guys were, the longer the sex went on and the longer they took to recover between sessions, as a general rule. In general, somewhere between the age of 25-30 men start losing the ability to get it right back up after doing it...based on the videos I saw.

Dennis Toy wrote:ok what happens after 25.... I know your metabolism slows down but what else?

House, car, wife, in-laws, dog/cat/fish, kids, picket fence, minivan, midlife crisis, Viagra, nursing home, death--rinse & repeat?

I'm 26 and so far it's just more of the same. *shrugs*