StarDestroyer.Net BBS

You American kids better start moving to other countries.


Funny as all hell


yes I realize it is a joke site

I don't know what I'd do without masturbation. I'd have to go see the priest, they like that kinda thing.

If you dont masterbate, then your lying. And if you truely aren't masterbating, the you are denying yourself a great pleasure.

Much like porn. All men look at porn, and masturbate. If they say they dont, they are not being honest.

Now, the good thing is, this site is satire...

Thats a really old site, I think it's been posted before. Oh well it's blatantly a farce.

The lost Prophet wrote:If you dont masterbate, then your lying. And if you truely aren't masterbating, the you are denying yourself a great pleasure.

Or maybe you're getting laid enough that you don't need to masturbate, which nicely describes my current situation. Thanks to my cuddly swimmer chick I have no need to masturbate.

Oh get off it(no pun intended) we all know that even when JMac is there you touch yourself at night.

And when she was out of town you probably did what we like to call "angry masturbation" out of sexual frustration.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Oh get off it(no pun intended) we all know that even when JMac is there you touch yourself at night.

Yeah, but only to scratch my nuts.

And when she was out of town you probably did what we like to call "angry masturbation" out of sexual frustration.

Never said I didn't whack off when she was gone, in fact I've mentioned it a few times in the venting threads IIRC...gotta keep my risk of prostate cancer low you know...

Yeah, but only to scratch my nuts.

WHy is it that I dont believe you? Horny bastard that you are I am having it difficult to fathom.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:WHy is it that I dont believe you? Horny bastard that you are I am having it difficult to fathom.

Because you touch yourself at night?

But seriously, when she's around she takes care of my needs so that I don't have to. Women are just as needy as guys, even more so in my experience.

Actually, I dont touch myself at night.. I touch myself in the morning far more often