Ok, what's the extent of your real life emergency medical doings??
Me: treated 2nd degree burns in work unit, treated idiot who fell down a hill skateboarding and wound up stradling a cactus, tried to save the family dog when he got hit by a speeding car, and managed to get first treatment to a 3rd degree burn case, and a diabetic in shock, while on the phone with paramedics.
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wouldn't trust myself treating anyone else, but i've had to treat myself for things like strained/sprained joints, throwing my back out, burns, cuts, and haul myself to the nearest building with a phone (quarter mile away, too damnit) once when i broke my nose after a nasty bike accident.
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besides the numoris self-inflicted accidents i put my self through including busting out both front teeth, massive road rash, and a major concusion (all in the same feat) i walked 2 miles with a busted bike home.
treating others i have run most of the gauntlet, strains, sprains, burns, cuts/lacerations, punture wounds, and a whole lotta other wierd stuff. and to cap that all off i am not even an EMT yet, but soon - firefighter (in arizona 90% of calls are medical, and fire deparment always showes up first).
treating others i have run most of the gauntlet, strains, sprains, burns, cuts/lacerations, punture wounds, and a whole lotta other wierd stuff. and to cap that all off i am not even an EMT yet, but soon - firefighter (in arizona 90% of calls are medical, and fire deparment always showes up first).
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Hmm, myself: abrations, lacerations, sprains/strains, road burn, 1st & 2nd degree burns, puncture wounds, shock, concusions, rock/spiny thing removal, etc.
Others: Shock, sprains/strains, concusion, 1st degree burn, abrations, lacerations, heat exhaustion, hyperthermia, dehydration, rock/spiny thing removal, road burn.
Others: Shock, sprains/strains, concusion, 1st degree burn, abrations, lacerations, heat exhaustion, hyperthermia, dehydration, rock/spiny thing removal, road burn.
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