GODDAMN VENDING MACHINE!!!!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 04:30pm

I come back from class lookingto get a goddamn coke. I look and I have a five-dollar bill and 1.20 in change, FIVE CENTS SHORT!!! Fuck. Then, a nice girl hands me a nickle, I put the change in, and the fucking thing's OUT OF CHERRY COKE! FUCK! I press regular coke and the fucking bottle gets STUCK IN THE FUCKING opening! Motherfuck! I can't reach the coke, so I kick the godamn thing and it drops out, but now my foot hurts!

To top it all off, I get back to my room and find out I had a fucking single the whole time! MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-10-23 04:35pm

IG-88E wrote:I come back from class lookingto get a goddamn coke. I look and I have a five-dollar bill and 1.20 in change, FIVE CENTS SHORT!!! Fuck. Then, a nice girl hands me a nickle, I put the change in, and the fucking thing's OUT OF CHERRY COKE! FUCK! I press regular coke and the fucking bottle gets STUCK IN THE FUCKING opening! Motherfuck! I can't reach the coke, so I kick the godamn thing and it drops out, but now my foot hurts!

To top it all off, I get back to my room and find out I had a fucking single the whole time! MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

Use a 12 gauge shotgun the next time to pop the vending machine open...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 04:35pm

I was considering shoving a grenade up inside it.....

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-23 04:36pm

[Nelson]

Ha-ha!

[/Nelson]

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-10-23 04:43pm

I remember some cases where pop bottle would get stuck, and the dumbass kids would try to get them out by tipping the vending machine. It resulted in a Darwin award when the machine fell on the kid and crushed him to death.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-23 04:45pm

So THAT'S why it says that on the vending machines....

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-23 04:46pm

What's a "pop bottle"?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-10-23 04:49pm

A bottle with pop inside it of course

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-23 04:51pm

Yes, but WTF is pop???

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 04:52pm

......................*blinks*

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-23 04:53pm

*hugs IG* It'll be ok, I promise. I'll get another chapter written tomorrow and everyone will be happy.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 04:54pm

Wha...??????

Now I'm totally confused.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-23 04:56pm

aerius wrote:I remember some cases where pop bottle would get stuck, and the dumbass kids would try to get them out by tipping the vending machine. It resulted in a Darwin award when the machine fell on the kid and crushed him to death.

That’s why you stand to the side, or simply smash the glass some of them have, though that’s mostly snake machines.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-10-23 05:09pm

verilon wrote:Yes, but WTF is pop???

Pop (n) - A drink consisting primarily of carbonated water and various sugars, with the addition of various natural and artificial flavours. Examples include Coke, Pepsi, Ginger Ale, Sprite, Orange Crush, Mountain Dew amoung others.
See also Soda, Coke, Drink, Cola

Post by **Beowulf** » 2002-10-23 05:18pm

I can't believe you don't know what pop is! Honestly, where have you been living the past 17 years? Iran?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 05:20pm

under a rock, more likely...

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-23 05:28pm

Acutal in Iran its called Pop as Mohammed did, you call it that or they cut off your right index finger

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 05:29pm

Mr Bean wrote:Acutal in Iran its called Pop as Mohammed did, you call it that or they cut off your right index finger

Heh, then you're ALLOWED to point with your middle finger.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-23 05:36pm

IG-88E wrote:under a rock, more likely...

Pretty close to what North Carolina is.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-23 05:38pm

Pretty close to what North Carolina is.

North Carolina? Naaa thats far from under the rock status like NORTH Dakota or Gerogia where the fact we won WWI still has not reached everyone,

Besides I present the evidance of Kelly happening to hail from NC and my own stay there between 92-99(Oh and don't forgot Virgia was devolped in NC! Err at least I think it was)

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-23 05:40pm

Mr Bean wrote:
Pretty close to what North Carolina is.
North Carolina? Naaa thats far from under the rock status like NORTH Dakota or Gerogia where the fact we won WWI still has not reached everyone,

Besides I present the evidance of Kelly happening to hail from NC and my own stay there between 92-99(Oh and don't forgot Virgia was devolped in NC! Err at least I think it was)

Viagra?
Wasn't it initially invented by British scientists?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-23 05:45pm

Wasn't it initially invented by British scientists?

Umm *Thinks fast

British scientists who once visted Seanic North Carolina and got very drunk at one of our numorius bars!

See? North Carolina inveted it

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-23 05:45pm

Since when were we talking about viagra? Anyway, in some places in Engalnd, pop is called "tonic".

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-10-23 05:51pm

Ted wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:
Pretty close to what North Carolina is.
North Carolina? Naaa thats far from under the rock status like NORTH Dakota or Gerogia where the fact we won WWI still has not reached everyone,

Besides I present the evidance of Kelly happening to hail from NC and my own stay there between 92-99(Oh and don't forgot Virgia was devolped in NC! Err at least I think it was)
Viagra?
Wasn't it initially invented by British scientists?

Maybe the British Scientists of Phzer went too North Caroline too experiment on Rednecks.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-23 06:43pm

Beowulf wrote:I can't believe you don't know what pop is! Honestly, where have you been living the past 17 years? Iran?

Ui...some people just can't take a joke....*shakes head*

And yes, at one point I did basically live under a rock, Iggy. It's called good ol' Mom's house in Roswell, NM...

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