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This post will describe great Wankers of the movies, books, and real life.

#1: Felix Ellellou, from The Coup by John Updike:

OK, first off... Islamic Marxism? That's what your pet ideology is called?
You combine a religion with an ideology that has atheism as a tenet?

"Workers of the world, join in glorious Jihad against your capitalist overlords! With the guidance of Allah and his prophet Mohammed(pbuh), we shall crush the wage slave overlords and cast down the opiate of... the... masses... Aw crap. I think I need to start over..."

And he believes that Kush should stay a starving desert shithole. He actually orders his troops to burn American aid shipments. He thinks that by keeping Kush a non-developed shithole, he is preserving Allah's original vision for the place, a monument to the necessary, a land where nothing superfluous dwells.

Get over yourself, Ellellou.

#2: Monica Belluci

I was watching the special features for the Matrix: Reloaded a while back, and in the interview with Monica, she says her character "is like a vampire who feeds on emotions." No, your character is a Hot chick in tight clothes who has 15 lines tops and no significance to the story as a whole. Persephone has that one segment where she leads the Zionists to the Keymaker, and that's the end of her usefulness. She's a bit player at best.

Get over yourself, Monica

Setzer wrote:#2: Monica Belluci

I was watching the special features for the Matrix: Reloaded a while back, and in the interview with Monica, she says her character "is like a vampire who feeds on emotions." No, your character is a Hot chick in tight clothes who has 15 lines tops and no significance to the story as a whole. Persephone has that one segment where she leads the Zionists to the Keymaker, and that's the end of her usefulness. She's a bit player at best.

Get over yourself, Monica

At most what all she did was make Neo and Trinity do a schoolyard dare.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:

Setzer wrote:#2: Monica Belluci

I was watching the special features for the Matrix: Reloaded a while back, and in the interview with Monica, she says her character "is like a vampire who feeds on emotions." No, your character is a Hot chick in tight clothes who has 15 lines tops and no significance to the story as a whole. Persephone has that one segment where she leads the Zionists to the Keymaker, and that's the end of her usefulness. She's a bit player at best.

Get over yourself, Monica

At most what all she did was make Neo and Trinity do a schoolyard dare.

She did kiss Niobi in the game, didn't she? I'd say that's a plus.

#3: Robert Scott Anderson

RogueIce wrote:She did kiss Niobi in the game, didn't she? I'd say that's a plus.

Whatever. I really don't give a shit about what some forgetable character in a crummy movie did in a game.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:

RogueIce wrote:She did kiss Niobi in the game, didn't she? I'd say that's a plus.

Whatever. I really don't give a shit about what some forgetable character in a crummy movie did in a game.

Yeah, but she's totally hot.

And it's not just a crummy movie, it's a crummy game, too.

Meh, she didn't do much for me at all.

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What the hell?

Monica Bellucci is painfully gorgeous.

Illuminatus Primus wrote:...

What the hell?

Monica Bellucci is painfully gorgeous.

Not everyone here find her attractive,we all have different view on who's hot and who's not.

Anyone who doesn't find a set of big pouty lips, big eyes, pretty face, long dark hair, nice olive skin, natural ample rack, curvy but fatless hips, and a nice round ass attractive must be a homosexual.

...or female...

muse wrote:...or female...

Bah. "Experimentation" all the way!

In (just about) every (hetero) guy's fantasy world, every female will have some bi-leanings.

RogueIce wrote:

muse wrote:...or female...

Bah. "Experimentation" all the way!

In (just about) every (hetero) guy's fantasy world, every female will have some bi-leanings.

some of my female friends at school posed this alternate theory:

The female form is just universally-appealing.

I didn't mean that I don't recognise that she's attractive.

She's just not what I prefer to look at.

Fuck... I've barely slept at all for about a week. I can barely think straight enough to figure out how the fuck to explain why I don't like her or something. Fuck. Fuck fuck fucking Christ gah.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I didn't mean that I don't recognise that she's attractive.

She's just not what I prefer to look at.

Fuck... I've barely slept at all for about a week. I can barely think straight enough to figure out how the fuck to explain why I don't like her or something. Fuck. Fuck fuck fucking Christ gah.

What about a Monica Bellucci looking catgirl?

No. It is how she looks. I don't resond to how she looks.