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Non-PC Nursery Rhymes
Posted: 2004-04-21 12:57pm
by Imperium²
I Love Little Pussy
In Spring I Look Gay
Ride A Cock Horse
Yes, I could see teachers being fired for teaching kids these rhymes simple because of what the innuendo people would create.
Posted: 2004-04-21 01:18pm
by Tsyroc
I thought you were going to throw in some classic Andrew Dice Clay.
Hickory, dickory dock.
this bitch was sucking my cock.
the clock struck two, I shot out my goo
and droped her off at the next block
Posted: 2004-04-21 03:48pm
by Bob the Gunslinger
That reminds me of Mr Ross's poem "I Miss Her Sometimes."
I MISS HER SOMETIMES
I ran into my ex-girlfriend the other day.
Then I backed up and ran into her again.
And again.
I miss her sometimes.
Posted: 2004-04-21 04:04pm
by Slartibartfast
Gay AND exhibitionist. I think the second rhyme wins.
The others are just meh, mostly only the title and first verse is "controversial".