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Horny rhino hits on car
Posted: 2004-04-23 04:42am
by BoredShirtless
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/04/ ... 62533.html
Horny rhino hits on car
April 22, 2004 - 8:40PM
A rampant rhinoceros gave a group of visitors a glimpse of nature in the raw at a British safari park when he tried to have sex with their car.
Sharka, a two tonne white rhino, got amorous with Dave Alsop's car when he stopped with three friends to take pictures of the animal mating with his partner Trixie at the West Midland Safari Park.
The 12-year-old rhino tried to mount the Renault Laguna from the side, denting the doors and ripping off the wing mirrors before Dave drove away with a puffing Sharka in pursuit.
"He was a big boy and obviously aroused," Alsop told the Sun newspaper. "He sidled up against us. The next thing I know he's banging away at the car and it's rocking like hell."
A spokeswoman for the park, which says "rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals" on its website, said Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos and had fathered two calves in the last five years.
"He's got a bit of a reputation, this lad, and he was obviously at it again," she added.
Posted: 2004-04-23 04:46am
by Rogue 9
Riiiiiigggggghhhhhhtttttttttttt.
Posted: 2004-04-23 05:16am
by Shroom Man 777
Well, rhinos have bad eyesight.
Posted: 2004-04-23 09:03am
by Xenophobe3691
Well, here's something males of every species can understand...
Posted: 2004-04-23 09:07am
by Dorsk 81
That'll teach him to perv on rhinos, it says he stopped to take photos!?
Dirty fucker.
Posted: 2004-04-23 09:31am
by Tribun
Holy fuck!
And I mean it....
Posted: 2004-04-23 11:46am
by Ravenwing
i wonder if his insurance will cover this
Posted: 2004-04-23 11:48am
by General Zod
given that some animals will literally hump anything in sight, (i've known dogs that will at the very least), i'm not too surprised. I'd be interested to know what the poor guy put down on his insurance claim. "Car damage caused due to horny rhino" might not fly. . .
Posted: 2004-04-23 11:57am
by Montcalm
Shouldn't there be pheromones emited to attrack male rhinos?
Posted: 2004-04-23 12:23pm
by Sharp-kun
Its probably just as well he didn't get out of the car
Posted: 2004-04-23 04:37pm
by Peregrin Toker
Whoa, talk about misguided desire...
Posted: 2004-04-23 04:43pm
by Bob the Gunslinger
Now, that's one fucked-up car!
Posted: 2004-04-23 05:30pm
by Dahak
And the funny thing is that there was a Renault commercial some time ago depicting exactly that
Posted: 2004-04-23 08:14pm
by GoldenFalcon
Guess they should be glad they weren't in the car when the rhino started sexing it.
Posted: 2004-04-23 08:21pm
by Ma Deuce
GoldenFalcon wrote:Guess they should be glad they weren't in the car when the rhino started sexing it.
Actually, they were...
Posted: 2004-04-24 04:49pm
by Vertigo1
Ok, thats one rhino that shouldn't be taken to a car dealership.....
Posted: 2004-04-24 04:58pm
by The Aliens
Saw this in my favourite crappy newspaper, the Toronto Sun, and htought they'd made it up. Thank you, SD.net, for lowering my faith in Rhinokind one more notch.
Posted: 2004-04-24 06:35pm
by phongn
On a board I lurk on one of the posters regaled us with the story of a drunken, amorous elephant and a five-ton truck.
Posted: 2004-04-24 08:46pm
by Darth Yoshi
Wow. I never knew rhinos were that desperate.