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We just had a massive shaving cream war in our dorm hall. A couple girls came upstairs and were spraying it, then everyone started.

Oh, jeez...

There was a lot of shouting, then the RA came out and talked to us. I made myself scarce and let the perpetrators clean up the mess.

Right...as if you weren't involve in *any* way...

I'm just faster than some people were....

Figured...I wish I was *out* of my dorm...I hate living on-campus in general...

What's wrong with a shavng cream war? As long as no one slips and falls...

Oh yeah, one of the guys also grabbed a water bottle and doused one of the girls with it.

Well, THAT was good...was she wearing white?

blue. And she had a bra on.

Damn...they came prepared....

BTW, this is why sometimes people wonder whether I really am gay...

It DID make me hesitate....

Pah, soft.

When you abduct freshers, take them into a hotel/casino complex, take them to the top floor in the lift, strip them naked then leave them there and take their clothes out to a car waiting out front...

That is something that people can whinge about.

heh heh I'm good, and I know it *beam*

Girls? Shaving cream? Sounds like a potential pussy shaving party to me

RayCav of ASVS wrote:Girls? Shaving cream? Sounds like a potential pussy shaving party to me

Dammit, I KNEW you'd say something like that the moment I saw your name here.

A couple of us at Ottawa U filled up some large thermos jugs with liquid nitrogen in the physics lab and had some good fun with it. We dumped a couple jugs into the girl's washroom and watched the place fog up good, at which point their towels went bye bye. We used the rest of it to freeze fruits and then we'd throw the fruits at people, and when they dropped it they would shatter and scare the shit out of them. We also made some frozen vodka and rum shooters, damn that stuff is good!

You go to Ottawa U? I might just have to post the Ottawa U song then

I go to Carleton by the way

Is it true that you can use liquid nitrogen to freeze an entire can of shaving cream so that you can slice it open and leave the insides somewhere to thaw and foam?

weemadando wrote:Pah, soft.

When you abduct freshers, take them into a hotel/casino complex, take them to the top floor in the lift, strip them naked then leave them there and take their clothes out to a car waiting out front...

That is something that people can whinge about.

*Cue the Mission Impossible music*
<Monkey> Come on men! We can make a bungee cord out of the gum on the underside of the stair railings!
Jackson! Schlabinsky! Take the stairs down, and secure a drop point for us! Move it! Move it!

*15 Minutes later, they have jumped the casino roof security and are one by one using the gum-bungee and stolen uniforms to make their escape*
*Meanwhile, in the Caeser Hotel/Casino headquarters*
<Evil, Villainous CEO guy> Hmm...So, how DOES Microsoft achieve the BSOD?
<Ensign #1> Sir! The-
<CEO> NEVER INTERRUPT MY THINKING TIME!
*Trap door opening, screaming, and sound of melting flesh*
Right then...So, what was it?
*Enter Ensign #2*
<Ensign #2> Sir, there are naked college freshmen escaping from the roof of our building! And no, they're NOT the ones you sent for!
<CEO> Damn! Bring them to me! What are you waiting there for? Oh sweet Jesus...
*Sound of metal rushing out, and a sickly crunching noise*
Ahh, that's so much fun.

<Announcer> What will happen NEXT time on College Frat Inductions? Stay tuned for next week's episode, where Schlabinsky encounters the Girls Gone Wild crew!

I can't wait until college. Why couldn't I be one of those child prodigies? Well, only a few more years.

It sucks living twenty minutes away (by car, ten) from the best university in the country.

I never got the chance to do those nice things.

Oh, well. I did others