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Ok, on thursday The Lost Prophet Russell and myself had a late start/Russell and I decided to didtch.

We drove by Russells house to go pick up a few things after eating breakfast at the local IHOP snf Russell was driving up the driveway at about 5 mph. Prophet gets out of his truck and runs at full speed at the back of Russells car, trying to jump up on the trunk of the 93 Concorde from hell. Russell sees him in the mirror and slams on the breaks as Prophet was 2 feet from the car.

Now, Prophet is 6'4" and he didnt bend o ver the car, he flew over it. He slid up the trunk and his face whent THUNK on the back windshield.
Russell kept going and Prphet slid off the car and lay on the ground for about a minute and a half...

Several minutes later, we examined then car and his faceprint was visible..

That was last thursday. And His face is now imprinted in the anti-chrysler's rear window, dirt having adhiered to the wet surface.

My aproximate speed was 15 mph to his 5 then 0, i was no more then 2 feet from the car, probablly less, but i digress.
That shit was ME! it was kinda fun in a wierd way i guess because i laughed the entire time i was laid out on the ground.

You see, Russell never washes that car, so the faceprint will probably be there for some time.

Good gawd you fools, don't you see the opportunity here?!

Claim it's the face of Jesus! Charge a few bucks for each of the pathetic fundy pilgrims who come to see it! You'll make a fortune! Anyways, I hope no one was seriously hurt during the escapade, though I doubt it, seeing as how the 'victim' was laughing.

-Damien