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Posted: **2004-04-30 08:42am**

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3672591.stm

Posted: **2004-04-30 09:30am**

wow, and you thought the Americans were prudes.

I don't have my limey to english dictionary handy... what the fuck does snogging, dogging and canoodling mean anyway? are they done in the back of a lorry after a creamboat din-din with lass who is all up the apples and pears?

Posted: **2004-04-30 09:45am**

Snogging is .. um, kissing, how else to put it, passionately? Yup.

Canoodling is just standing with arms round each other, tongues down throats etc etc

And I always thought dogging was anal, so who knows.

Posted: **2004-04-30 10:11am**

What the hell are they thinking about in Parliment these days?

Posted: **2004-04-30 10:14am**

A week in british politics

Posted: **2004-04-30 10:19am**

i've been doing snogging and canoodling since i was 14... its like... wrong for you not to be able to do it... especially when at that age your too young for sex, its the only substitute

*edit* well, atleast they have no intention of actually enforcing it

Posted: **2004-04-30 10:24am**

One of the great options in Brit Law, you can have them, its up to the home office to oversee enforcement of them...... Hiya Mr Blunkett!

Posted: **2004-04-30 12:18pm**

While enacting stupid laws has long been the favorite pastime of politicians all around the world enacting a stupid law you have no intention to enforce is just...weird.
I'm with Obelix on this one-'Die spinnen, die Briten.'

Posted: **2004-04-30 12:20pm**

Nah, my favourite is enacting laws that you can't enforce properly - Helms-Burton anyone?

Posted: **2004-04-30 12:37pm**

Col. Crackpot wrote:wow, and you thought the Americans were prudes.

Well:

The Home Office wrote: says legalising consensual sexual activity between children "would damage a fundamental plank in our raft of child protection measures".

"We are not prepared to do this," says a spokesman. "We accept that genuinely mutually agreed, non-exploitative sexual activity between teenagers does take place and in many instances no harm comes from it.

"We are putting safeguards in place to ensure that these cases, which are not in the public interest, are not prosecuted - by amending guidance to the police and Crown Prosecution Service."

It's just to protect children from being taken advantage of as far as I can tell. By adults and one another.

I don't have my limey to english dictionary handy... what the fuck does snogging,

Just strong-kissing afaik.

dogging

Having sex with strangers in public parks.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3119024.stm

and canoodling

I think that's just erotic touching.

are they done in the back of a lorry after a creamboat din-din with lass who is all up the apples and pears?

Posted: **2004-04-30 12:46pm**

are they done in the back of a lorry after a creamboat din-din with lass who is all up the apples and pears?

why the fuck would you have stairs in the back of a lorry?

Posted: **2004-04-30 01:57pm**

Zac Naloen wrote:
are they done in the back of a lorry after a creamboat din-din with lass who is all up the apples and pears?
why the fuck would you have stairs in the back of a lorry?

Well presumably, they're to keep the girl in place after you eat whatever the fuck a "creamboat" is. So then you can get out of the roof and do it in a park.

Posted: **2004-04-30 02:45pm**

Rye wrote:
Well presumably, they're to keep the girl in place after you eat whatever the fuck a "creamboat" is. So then you can get out of the roof and do it in a park.

Notice that this also only appears to work with Scots girls.

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