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Paging all letcherous British wretches...$$$ to be made!

Posted: 2002-10-24 03:22pm
by MKSheppard
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... ms_britain

Students to test ride condoms
Thu Oct 24,11:26 AM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - Hard-up students are being recruited to test condoms, rating them for their pleasure, comfort and performance qualities.

The 100-150 successful job applicants will be paid 100 pounds per academic term as they road-test a range of condoms from German manufacturer Condomi.

"The condom testers will be asked to give a pleasure rating. They will not be asked to test quality -- that has already been done," Condomi's marketing manager in Britain Victoria Wells told Reuters on Thursday.

"Test results will be fed back to our research and development department, and we hope that the students who participate will both enjoy the testing and the money, and give us a frank response which we can use for product development," Wells said.

She said adverts had been placed in a number of student publications and will run on several student radio stations from October 25.

Would-be testers will be asked to fill in an application available online at www.condomi.co.uk.

Among the voluntary questions asked of candidates will be: how many partners they have had, how often they have sex and how long its lasts -- with the option to tick various boxes marked from "under one minute" to one marked "1.5-two hours".

Posted: 2002-10-24 03:23pm
by haas mark
Bastards....

Posted: 2002-10-24 03:25pm
by Ted
Thats hillarious.

Typical German efficiency, eh?

Posted: 2002-10-24 03:25pm
by Crazy_Vasey
Well this will be pretty overwhelmed with male applicants so I don't think I'll bother.

Posted: 2002-10-24 03:29pm
by Guest
1.5 -2 hours, i'm off the scale. Really i am, i don't get sex with a woman often so i make it last. usually 5 hours. Good things come to he who waits

Posted: 2002-10-24 03:32pm
by haas mark
Muad'Dib wrote:1.5 -2 hours, i'm off the scale. Really i am, i don't get sex with a woman often so i make it last. usually 5 hours. Good things come to he who waits
Better things come to those who don't :D

Posted: 2002-10-24 04:27pm
by HemlockGrey
...I wanna be British.

Posted: 2002-10-24 04:37pm
by NecronLord
Humm

Posted: 2002-10-24 05:07pm
by Ted
Cyril wrote:...I wanna be British.
I'm 9/10ths British.

Posted: 2002-10-24 07:12pm
by Shadow WarChief
Ted wrote:
I'm 9/10ths British.
But you live in Canada...so no cigar.... :wink: