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How much noise do you make when you masturbate? Myself, I make no noise. Not even heavy breathing.

Not another one of these polls...umm...ask my sister.

98% of the time its absolutely silent, with very rare instances of heavy breathing.

No noise, in a busy household your ears become trained for approaching family members etc etc. The faint pounding excluded, actually.

Just a little noise, only noticable if you're in the same room and things are silent, and if that's the case, then I probably wouldn't be masturbating.

I run silently as a U-boat with a US destroyer 200 feet topside.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I run silently as a U-boat with a US destroyer 200 feet topside.

I know someone who's about as loud as the depth charges undoubtably going off in that metaphor.

I'm silent. Not even breathing heavily (which considering that I can suspend my breathing for long periods of time [useful for sneaking up on people] comes easily).

And Castrate Straha.

I'm a silent runner

Heavy breathing when I don't live alone. When I live alone, I sound like a hyena on fire.

I'm a submarine, running silent, running deep.

As far as castrating straha goes...

Vagina Dentata

I've actually done it with people in the room, which should give you some impression

Bob McDob wrote:I've actually done it with people in the room, which should give you some impression

You play circle jerk games with your buddies?:P

Depends if people are home and what hour of the day (or night) it is. So I vote to castrate Straha.

Laird wrote:

Bob McDob wrote:I've actually done it with people in the room, which should give you some impression

You play circle jerk games with your buddies?:P

"It smells like dogs and sex in here"

I'm usually quite, but whatever I'm doing it on like a bed, chair or whatever tends to make noise as i do it, most frustrating.

Castrate him.

After so many polls, I don't think Straha can participate in this.

I've been doing silent runs for years now, the effect of living in a busy household and subsequently a dorm room. If I had a single I would not be so quiet, but c'est la vie.

Usually Silent Running, If in empty house i might do some heavy breathing.

I run completely silent.

i dont make any noise and im .. shocked by people who do. its odd to me.

Usually very quiet. Sometimes some heavy breathing if I get excited and go for seconds

jmac wrote:Not another one of these polls...umm...ask my sister.

No no, it's ok, you can answer it yourself...

For me it depends on how should i say this...how involved I'm getting. Most of the time it's silent with some heavy breathing but there are times when there'll be some soft moans.

run silent, but i am with jenat-lai, if i go for more then 1 or 2 sometimes theres a bit of heavy breathing

I usually do it silently, but I do breathe heavy when I decide to fire off again like Lost Prophet and Jenat Lai.

Funny thing is I'm _never_ silent when I have sex. I always let out at least a moan or two

If I'm alone, then just heavy breathing; otherwise silent.