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Hmm?

LOL

Barely any at all.

Barely any. (And castrate Straha via mastication)

Haha, nice. I put whichever one has to do with only noticing if you pay attention..or something like that.

Very little. It bugs the hell out of me when someone doesn't know how to masticate with their mouth closed. and castrate straha.

None, though that's more because of speed then anything else.

I'm somewhat akin to a duck when I'm hungry, no real chewing needed.

My table manners are magnificent, I barely make any noise when I'm eating in a somewhat formal situation. When I'm eating lots of food really fast, however, I make quite a bit. Yesterday I wolfed down a sub in about 2 1/2 minutes and it was kind of disruptive.

Darth_Zod wrote:Very little. It bugs the hell out of me when someone doesn't know how to masticate with their mouth closed. and castrate straha.

I can't breathe through my nose, so find it very difficult to concentrate on keeping my mouth closed.

So a small amount of noise.

I slobber, slurp, gulp and belch.

After all, I'm Italian.

InnerBrat wrote:

Darth_Zod wrote:Very little. It bugs the hell out of me when someone doesn't know how to masticate with their mouth closed. and castrate straha.

I can't breathe through my nose, so find it very difficult to concentrate on keeping my mouth closed.

So a small amount of noise.

people actually take time to breathe while eating?

I could be chewing right behind you and you'd never know it.

It's nothing too loud, although I do recieve compaints from some about how I chew like a pig, and have a problem keep my mouth shut while doing so.

Thanks to training as a child I can eat crackers without waking up people next to me and still polish off an entire line of salteens in under three minutes

Mr Bean wrote:Thanks to training as a child I can eat crackers without waking up people next to me and still polish off an entire line of salteens in under three minutes

I bet you're chugging down a drink afterwards though. I did that one time and ended up drinking half a gallon of tea before I was satisfied....until half an hour later.

I bet you're chugging down a drink afterwards though

Oh hell yes I am

:::: Presses a button on a modified remote control:::

::::: Metal arms come out of the wall and grab Straha, dragging him back and locking him in place::::

Now you will pay the price for your incessant polling.....

::::: Walks tward Straha with a rusty razor blade:::::


On Topic, I make little or no noise.

this thread had to come up didn't it LOL

Slurps if it's something wet. That's the only one i can of, though I'm fairly messy at eating, for reasons unknown. Possibly because I don't touch myself at night enough.

Darksider wrote::::: Presses a button on a modified remote control:::

::::: Metal arms come out of the wall and grab Straha, dragging him back and locking him in place::::

Now you will pay the price for your incessant polling.....

::::: Walks tward Straha with a rusty razor blade:::::

BY THE POWER OF SPAM!!!!

:Rips apart the metal and runs away as fast as eh can:

Vertigo1 wrote:I could be chewing right behind you and you'd never know it.

What else could you be doing?



I'm not very loud. I used to be very messy though. I would get it all over my face and hands. That was several years ago, so don't worry.

only if you were paying attention, then you would think i was making alot of noise.

Straha wrote:

Darksider wrote::::: Presses a button on a modified remote control:::

::::: Metal arms come out of the wall and grab Straha, dragging him back and locking him in place::::

Now you will pay the price for your incessant polling.....

::::: Walks tward Straha with a rusty razor blade:::::

BY THE POWER OF SPAM!!!!

:Rips apart the metal and runs away as fast as eh can:

Oh no you don't....

:::: Throws the razor blade with 100% accuracy, and nails straha in the crotch::::::

Silently as a shadow with duct tape over his mouth. Except for the actual physical *fap* noise, which I assume isn't easily avoidable. Perhaps lube and a batter mattress would enhance my stealth...

The Aliens wrote:Silently as a shadow with duct tape over his mouth. Except for the actual physical *fap* noise, which I assume isn't easily avoidable. Perhaps lube and a batter mattress would enhance my stealth...

Wrong thread....

You want the one about three floors down.

Damn you, Straha, for making me look like a fucking idiot. I vote castrate the bastard. As an addendum, this is what happens when you don't pay attention to the thread.