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Inspired by the breasts section, I thought to post up to get peoples opinion/appreciation, etc of using humans as platters. Have you done it? Does it turn you on? Or is it merely a weay to avoid the washing up?
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From what I understand, Naked Sushi is some kind of Japanese culture thing. Apparently the restaurants that do this kind of thing are for the ultra-rich. I did see a Naked Sushi session at the Asianmodelpaloooza last year and it was pretty interesting.
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It's in America too, I recall reading about a resteraunt in Seattle doing it.

Nowt wrong with homemade cooking served on the cook........
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to each their own, i suppose. Sounds like something i might have to try one day. :D
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I've seen piccies of it done with fruit in a club in London too. Anyone's personal favourites? Mine would be piles of Thorntons Chocolates :twisted:
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Gastrointestinal infections love people that do this stuff. If it's not eating raw fish, it's eating raw fish off a human body.
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The pros clean up and have a film over them.......
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Exmoor Cat wrote:The pros clean up and have a film over them.......
The film is something I've not seen before, but that'd help somewhat. I'd still rather avoid this sort of thing, if you've ever cultured the stuff on just your fingertips then you'd be put off ever having your fingers near your face alone, nevermind someone elses skin and your food.

Those wacky Japs.
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AV, never licked your lover? Never nibbled, kissed or bit her?

Sushi is not just raw fish, you know.

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Good for the antibodies then ;)
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but leaving bite marks may be frowned upon by most
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Ravenwing wrote:but leaving bite marks may be frowned upon by most
I guess we'll just have to eat it off ver, then ;-)
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Been there -- done that.

It's actually pretty fun. It's amazing what kinds of decadence you can start at pagan gatherings if you're in the mood.
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InnerBrat wrote:AV, never licked your lover? Never nibbled, kissed or bit her?

Sushi is not just raw fish, you know.

<--- is lacto-ovo vegetarian and adores sushi.
I don't have a lover right now and I just saw the plated results of what's growing on my sink surface.

I don't think I want physical contact with another human ever again...

*shudder*
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
The film is something I've not seen before, but that'd help somewhat. I'd still rather avoid this sort of thing, if you've ever cultured the stuff on just your fingertips then you'd be put off ever having your fingers near your face alone, nevermind someone elses skin and your food.

Those wacky Japs.
I've cultured stuff that grows in my mouth. It's pretty much jaded me to the crap that grows on my fingers...
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:I don't have a lover right now and I just saw the plated results of what's growing on my sink surface.

I don't think I want physical contact with another human ever again...

*shudder*
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Am I the only one who is having a 9 and a half weeks flashes running through my mind?
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Crown wrote:Am I the only one who is having a 9 and a half weeks flashes running through my mind?
I was too young to watch 9 and a half weeks when it was at the theaters, released on tape.. blah blah blah. Maybe I should go rent it now... Is it something I could see with the GF?
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why am I still in California? Need to go to Seattle!!!!!! No wonder all the big nerd conferences are always in seattle. Those bastards.
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It will only be a matter of time before a place like that opens in SF, LA, or SD. Like I said before, I witnessed it myself at ASianmodelpalooza, which happened to be in LA.
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you know folks, half the fun of ordering sushi, is getting slilly on saki and making Admiral Wassabi with an orange slice, wassabi and ginger root to sit atop the ship-o-sushi and keep an eye out for those pesky American Battleships.
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InnerBrat wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I don't have a lover right now and I just saw the plated results of what's growing on my sink surface.

I don't think I want physical contact with another human ever again...

*shudder*
Oh you big pansy. It's all immune system boosting. You don't want to turn into one of those idiotic soccer moms who use antibacterial soap in the mistaken belief it actually benefits their kids.
Bah.

I'd drink a vial of bacteria if it helped. I'd rather have the sushi then make out with the girl.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:I'd rather have the sushi then make out with the girl.
You know, that line actually made me stop and stare. It's not something you expect on this board.
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Singular Quartet wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I'd rather have the sushi then make out with the girl.
You know, that line actually made me stop and stare. It's not something you expect on this board.
Allow me to rephrase that, upon hindsight, poorly worded sentence.

I'd rather have the sushi, then I'd like to fuck the girl's proverbial brains out.

You thought I said.

"I'd rather have the sushi than make out with the girl."
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