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During your visit to the neighborhood advanced science lab(who doesn't have one?), you happen to get exposed to some newly created nano-meds and suffer from a burst of gamma radiation. After a baffling checkup, you are determined completely heathly and sent on your way, much to the relief of the company terrified about a lawsuit.

Some time later, you just happen to get really pissed off, at which point you transform into the massive Hulk as seen in the latest movie incarnation.

You have the strength, speed and durability witnessed in the film, physics and logic be damned. We're talking the "tanks are my chew toys", "bullets tickle me", mile high leaping Hulk here.

Also, rather than becoming a "mindless" Hulk, you're actually completely aware and can control your transformation after some minor practice to the point where you can do so at will.

How do you use your new found powers? Have fun wreaking havoc throughout your home area? Pick on the US military? Become true to your superhero origins and help your fellow man?

And just in case clarification is required, this is the fellow you become:



NOT this wimpy Hulk:

Well i'm a over sized green guy so unless i meet Mrs Green Giant i'm not gonna score, i guess that leaves money and power as my motivations. I'll go rob a bank or some shit like that.

My cardiovascular system fails as it tries to supply blood to my oversized frame and fails spectacularly.

Lord Pounder wrote:Well i'm a over sized green guy so unless i meet Mrs Green Giant i'm not gonna score,

You missed the part where you can control your transformation at will.

I smash.

Duh.

I hire myself out as the ultimate mercenary.

Admiral Valdemar wrote:My cardiovascular system fails as it tries to supply blood to my oversized frame and fails spectacularly.

You missed the part whre I stated "physics and logic be damned". In other words, you become the Hulk. Suspend your disbelief and just accept it.

neoolong wrote:I hire myself out as the ultimate mercenary.

And just think...they wouldn't dare to not pay you.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I smash.

Duh.

Yeah, but what? Where? Why? Who?

Um...everything?

If I can transform back into my normal self and vice versa, I'd do so, as smashing things is going to get boring after a while. I'll save transforming for when something really pisses me off.

I use my power to dishonestly win loads of ridiculous bar bets, setting me up for life. Either that or I submit bids for building demolition contracts.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Um...everything?

I guess removing the mindless aspect of becoming the Hulk effectively changes nothing for you then.

Oh no, this time around it's all for fun.

Though when I get bored, I'll go look for She-Hulk and have some more fun.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Oh no, this time around it's all for fun.

Though when I get bored, I'll go look for She-Hulk and have some more fun.

Just don't let her husband Mr Green Giant find out.

If I was transformed into Dalton like this, I'd probably shoot myself.

Though only after smashing stuff and eating my weight in pastry products.

I'd conquer the United States and set myself up as Emperor of the new United Regime. Then, with my army in tow, Europe's next, then Asia, then the Middle East, until the world becomes my playground, do you hear, mine!

Oh i'm sorry, i weant into Jack Kirby villain mode there

i hit up fort knox and move to a foreign nation. while selling my super powers to the highest bidder in exchange for asylum and a harem full of catholic school girls.

I go into the local warzone and take down all the drug dealers and gangmembers who keep coming into my neighbor hood

Robert Walper wrote:How do you use your new found powers?

However the fuck I want.

Seriously, there are so many things to do, I won't even bother listing them.

YT300000 wrote:

Robert Walper wrote:How do you use your new found powers?

However the fuck I want.

Seriously, there are so many things to do, I won't even bother listing them.

Dont think it could be said any better, without the entire list of course.

YT300000 wrote:

Robert Walper wrote:How do you use your new found powers?

However the fuck I want.

Seriously, there are so many things to do, I won't even bother listing them.

Oh, cmon. Surely you could list a couple of the interesting ones.

Somes ideas of what I'd do:

-Go to bars and pick fights. With those drunk pricks who piss everyone off and especially those who are specifically looking for fights. Won't be so eager next time. Can extend this to drunk drivers...their cars will be turned into scrap metal.

-Search and rescue...picking up people off Mount Everest should be a snap if needed. Rubble would be easily moved in accidents, etc.

Robert Walper wrote:

YT300000 wrote:

Robert Walper wrote:How do you use your new found powers?

However the fuck I want.

Seriously, there are so many things to do, I won't even bother listing them.

Oh, cmon. Surely you could list a couple of the interesting ones.

Fine:

- Go to your house and rip your head off
- Go to your house and throw you across the city
- Go to your house and knock you down, then jump on your legs
- Go to your house and sit on the roof
- Go to your house and remove your trees

I think you get the idea.

Robert Walper wrote:

YT300000 wrote:

Robert Walper wrote:How do you use your new found powers?

However the fuck I want.

Seriously, there are so many things to do, I won't even bother listing them.

Oh, cmon. Surely you could list a couple of the interesting ones.

Somes ideas of what I'd do:

-Go to bars and pick fights. With those drunk pricks who piss everyone off and especially those who are specifically looking for fights. Won't be so eager next time. Can extend this to drunk drivers...their cars will be turned into scrap metal.

-Search and rescue...picking up people off Mount Everest should be a snap if needed. Rubble would be easily moved in accidents, etc.

that is, of course, assuming that the rubble flying off of the victim doesn't create additional casualties.

Then Al-Quaeda and every terrorists organisation on this planet can kiss their asses goodbye.