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My birthday has a first name, it's Sal-is-bur-y Steak
Posted: 2004-05-07 02:35am
by Hamel
Today at 6 AM, I will be twenty two years old, and you will all bow down before your newly annointed Man-Queen.
The presents arrived in my wallet yesterday, as today I will be doing volunteer stuff in Columbus. Tommorow a buddy of mine is treating me to a dinner at some fancy restaurant I barely know about~
I skipped doing a thread about it last year
Posted: 2004-05-07 02:50am
by TrailerParkJawa
Hehe, happy birthday Hamel. I don't think I've ever had a Salsibury steak outside of a TV dinner.
Posted: 2004-05-07 02:52am
by Zaia
Happiest of happy days, Hamel!
Posted: 2004-05-07 02:59am
by Ghost Rider
Happy B-Day, Hamel
Posted: 2004-05-07 05:59am
by The Wookiee
In true Hamel style:
all yuor birthdays are belong to us
Posted: 2004-05-07 06:10am
by Admiral Valdemar
I always saw you as a nutcase, Hamel, and I was right. But have a good one for me.
Posted: 2004-05-07 08:01am
by Col. Crackpot
Hello Children! It's salisbury steak day!
happy birthday you pino commie wierdo!
*presents Hamel with a talking George Bush doll.
Posted: 2004-05-07 09:21am
by Montcalm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY and remember don't cut your dick with a piece of bread.
Hoping i got the right guy 
Posted: 2004-05-07 09:27am
by Col. Crackpot
Montcalm wrote:HAPPY BIRTHDAY and remember don't cut your dick with a piece of bread.
HA! HA! Breadfucker
Posted: 2004-05-07 11:50am
by Frank Hipper
Wishing you and your big butt a very Happy Birthday, with an oatmeal-y vagina on top.
Posted: 2004-05-07 12:41pm
by Zaia
Frank Hipper wrote:Wishing you and your big butt a very Happy Birthday, with an oatmeal-y vagina on top.
Oh, Frank, why'd you have to do that--now he's gonna get all misty-eyed on us...
Posted: 2004-05-07 01:47pm
by Col. Crackpot
Zaia wrote:Frank Hipper wrote:Wishing you and your big butt a very Happy Birthday, with an oatmeal-y vagina on top.
Oh, Frank, why'd you have to do that--now he's gonna get all misty-eyed on us...
eh, the oatmeal should soak that up.
Posted: 2004-05-07 01:51pm
by Supreme Monkey Lord
Presents in the mail, XXXL butt plug right?
Posted: 2004-05-07 09:34pm
by Zaia
Col. Crackpot wrote:Zaia wrote:Frank Hipper wrote:Wishing you and your big butt a very Happy Birthday, with an oatmeal-y vagina on top.
Oh, Frank, why'd you have to do that--now he's gonna get all misty-eyed on us...
eh, the oatmeal should soak that up.
*vomits*