A Pot of Piss, Anyone?
Posted: 2004-05-09 07:55pm
Well, I witnessed something amusing on Saturday night. (Please don't judge me because of this 
) I was at a 'college party'- indeed, we were getting well on the way to being drunk when my pal daniel had the marvellous idea of pissing in a bottle, adding a little lemonade and dash of absynth and selling it (well, offering it out) as 'Tequila Sunrise'. I was suprised at how many peolpe drank form the bottle... seeing them spit it out all over their girlfriends was funnier.
Then someone waltzed over and told us he would drink some piss if we paid him. Daniel put a £20 note on the table and said, "you can have that, if you drink a pint of piss" This idiot comtemplated it and a few seconds later said "20 quid? you bet..."
A minute passed, a steaming pint of the yellow fluid landed on the table. Another minute passed, the pint pot was empty... and his breath, was steaming.
Dispicable- but rather very funny.
Now, I'm sure this is hardly a unique event, anyone else here admit to having done something similar, either to 'their friends' or actually having consumed urine themselves? Hmm.
A few pointers for reference, with the aid of an image. A Pint (for those unfamiliar with this measure) is what some of us here are holding in our hands). Daniel is the one with the gigs on who provided the fluids. I am amidst all of those pieces of chicken. The idiot who drank piss is above me, the one with the black shirt and mongy haircut, that is.
) I was at a 'college party'- indeed, we were getting well on the way to being drunk when my pal daniel had the marvellous idea of pissing in a bottle, adding a little lemonade and dash of absynth and selling it (well, offering it out) as 'Tequila Sunrise'. I was suprised at how many peolpe drank form the bottle... seeing them spit it out all over their girlfriends was funnier. Then someone waltzed over and told us he would drink some piss if we paid him. Daniel put a £20 note on the table and said, "you can have that, if you drink a pint of piss" This idiot comtemplated it and a few seconds later said "20 quid? you bet..."
A minute passed, a steaming pint of the yellow fluid landed on the table. Another minute passed, the pint pot was empty... and his breath, was steaming.
Dispicable- but rather very funny.
Now, I'm sure this is hardly a unique event, anyone else here admit to having done something similar, either to 'their friends' or actually having consumed urine themselves? Hmm.
A few pointers for reference, with the aid of an image. A Pint (for those unfamiliar with this measure) is what some of us here are holding in our hands). Daniel is the one with the gigs on who provided the fluids. I am amidst all of those pieces of chicken. The idiot who drank piss is above me, the one with the black shirt and mongy haircut, that is.
Red eye is a bitch infliction of cheap cameras. I don't suck blood! 