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Would you give yourself a blowjob?

Posted: 2004-05-09 08:39pm
by Super-Gagme
Well? This is for guys to answer only, but comments welcome. I was speaking to a girl who seems to think it would make the man gay. Yes, a bit narrowminded of her, but hey :p

Oh and this is assuming you could bend comfortably to do it, not like...sucking off your clone...because that's odd...

Posted: 2004-05-09 08:44pm
by Alyrium Denryle
yes. And I would venture you will not have may No's

Posted: 2004-05-09 08:47pm
by Jon
Um, well, I wouldn't give my clone a handjob, but when it comes to being by myself...

so yes.

Posted: 2004-05-09 08:56pm
by Montcalm
HELL NO and where's the castrate Super-Gagme option :P

Posted: 2004-05-09 09:02pm
by Shark Bait
Nope just too nasty for me sorry.

Posted: 2004-05-09 09:04pm
by Soontir C'boath
I tried to do it about three years ago with no luck.
Maybe I'll try again. :)

Posted: 2004-05-09 09:14pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
I tried it but I'm not quite flexible enough.

Soontir, you can come to New Orleans if you want :teeth:

Posted: 2004-05-09 09:14pm
by Alyrium Denryle
Shark Bait wrote:Nope just too nasty for me sorry.
Just couldnt kiss yourself afterwards eh?

Posted: 2004-05-09 09:19pm
by XaLEv
Of course I would. Many times I have wished that I could.







I can't say I approve of Gagme leaving out autocunnilingus, though.

Posted: 2004-05-09 09:19pm
by Shark Bait
Shark Bait wrote:
Nope just too nasty for me sorry.


Just couldnt kiss yourself afterwards eh?
DIRTY FLESHY

Posted: 2004-05-09 09:21pm
by Phantasee
Is this Auto-Fellatio we are talking about? Then, yeah, it'd be like masturbating without using your hands. And yes, you can masturbate hands free. :wink: But if it's something involving a clone or twin, probably not. Clone, maybe, twin, no. :D

And no, this isn't an offer to allow the cloning of myself. :P

Posted: 2004-05-09 09:21pm
by Alyrium Denryle
Poor Shark Bait and his catholic appendages... :P

Re: Would you give yourself a blowjob?

Posted: 2004-05-09 09:25pm
by Dorsk 81
Super-Gagme wrote:I was speaking to a girl who seems to think it would make the man gay. Yes, a bit narrowminded of her, but hey :p
So would that mean that she thinks men who jerk themselves off are gay? Because thats only the next step down...at least in my experience it is.

Posted: 2004-05-09 09:33pm
by Admiral Valdemar
And give myself some sort of veneral disease? I think not!

Posted: 2004-05-09 09:36pm
by Shark Bait
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Poor Shark Bait and his catholic appendages... :P
It has nothing to do with my Catholic mouth or naughty bits, its the fact that its rather disgusting like all feshy activitys. Damn I have issues with kissing people if I think about it too much.

Posted: 2004-05-09 09:37pm
by Alyrium Denryle
Shark Bait wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Poor Shark Bait and his catholic appendages... :P
It has nothing to do with my Catholic mouth or naughty bits, its the fact that its rather disgusting like all feshy activitys. Damn I have issues with kissing people if I think about it too much.
I know, just giving you a hard time(I was expecing you to play along with that one)

Posted: 2004-05-09 09:41pm
by Shark Bait
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Shark Bait wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Poor Shark Bait and his catholic appendages... :P
It has nothing to do with my Catholic mouth or naughty bits, its the fact that its rather disgusting like all feshy activitys. Damn I have issues with kissing people if I think about it too much.
I know, just giving you a hard time(I was expecing you to play along with that one)
You know its not only that its also that it's too much like having sex with another person.

Posted: 2004-05-09 09:46pm
by muse
You guys are funny...and weird...

Posted: 2004-05-09 09:47pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Shark Bait wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Poor Shark Bait and his catholic appendages... :P
It has nothing to do with my Catholic mouth or naughty bits, its the fact that its rather disgusting like all feshy activitys. Damn I have issues with kissing people if I think about it too much.
The most successful pathogens are spread that way...

Posted: 2004-05-09 09:50pm
by Alyrium Denryle
Shark Bait wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Shark Bait wrote: It has nothing to do with my Catholic mouth or naughty bits, its the fact that its rather disgusting like all feshy activitys. Damn I have issues with kissing people if I think about it too much.
I know, just giving you a hard time(I was expecing you to play along with that one)
You know its not only that its also that it's too much like having sex with another person.
Well, at least you wouldnt be able to right angle yourself... Seriously... You would have to bend forward really far to do that... you can screw up wth your hands, but to fuck yourself over like that you would have to break your spine, and that opens up a whle new can of worms. :P

So... no risk

Posted: 2004-05-09 10:00pm
by aerius
Well, I can now use the phrase "It's because you suck yourself at night" when answering questions.

It sounds interesting but I'm not sure I'd want to do it, I'm not particulaly anxious to find out how my penis tastes.

Posted: 2004-05-09 10:01pm
by Durandal
No.

Next question, would you give myself a blow job? Males need not apply.

Posted: 2004-05-09 10:02pm
by Frank Hipper
Hell yes; and a big hell yes to sucking my clone's cock, too! :D

The question really should be, would you swallow? :twisted:

Posted: 2004-05-09 10:05pm
by Alyrium Denryle
Durandal wrote:No.

Next question, would you give myself a blow job? Males need not apply.
Well you already know what most of us will say anyway :P

Posted: 2004-05-09 10:07pm
by YT300000
No. It's just not right.