Motocycle owners, come on in for questioning

[Hamel]

Richard Nixon made a decision~ my next vehicle purchase will be a used motorcycle, mostly for MPG reasons. It would be my first ever! Questions are as follows, in my penis has more beachfront property than yours format:

) Are all motorcycles manual? No automatics?
) What do you drive?
) What are the key differences between foreign and domestic brands? Or to simplify it: Japanese vs American, the differences?
) Which one will make my penis bigger?

[LapsedPacifist]

1)All of them are manual. Typically left foot shits, left hand is clutch.
2)I'm rideless at the moment, but my last bike was a Honda Superhawk.
3)Typically American bikes are cruisers while foreign makes have the sportbikes.
4)Doesn't matter. Chicks dig bikes.

LP

[jegs2]

) Are all motorcycles manual? No automatics?

I know of no automatics, except for the old motor scooters by Honda and Yamaha, but I don't call those motorcycles.

) What do you drive?

Harley-Davidson FLHTCUI

What are the key differences between foreign and domestic brands? Or to simplify it: Japanese vs American, the differences?

I'd recommend a Honda Shadow for those looking for a Japanese bike that looks and acts somewhat like a Harley. Shadows are also pretty good bikes, even if they're not Harleys.

Which one will make my penis bigger?

Can't help you there.

[jegs2]

Highly recommend a motorcycle safety riding course for anyone considering riding.

[jegs2]

For those who think regular motorcycles are yawn-inducing, and the Honda Valkyrie just doesn't cut it, for insane power we present the Boss Hoss with a 502 cubic inch V-8 engine:

[Korvan]

1)All of them are manual. Typically left foot shits, left hand is clutch.

During my one and only time riding a motercycle I had a brainfart regarding which lever was the clutch and which one was the front brake. Of course this happened at full throttle in top gear.

I thought impacting and sliding along the ground was the most painful thing ever. Then the motercycle landed on me.

[The lost Prophet]

1. there are automatics but they are hard to get, expensive as all hell, dont work well, and will shrink your dick for owning one
2. Harley Davidson custom softail
3. Harley for cruising and now some sport, foreign for the more sporty
4. Harley-Davidson hands down no questions asked

[LapsedPacifist]

Actually I have thought of a bike that will make your dick the biggest. The Kawasaki KLR in Barbie colors.

Failing that, find Hunter S. Thompson's "Song of the Sausage Creature" essay and get anybike he mentions in there by name or reputation. A kawi triple, Vincent Black-Shadow, etc. It won't be cheap. It won't be safe. But you won't find me questioning the masculinity of a bad-ass riding a BlackShadow...

LP

[Sarevok]

For those who think regular motorcycles are yawn-inducing, and the Honda Valkyrie just doesn't cut it, for insane power we present the Boss Hoss with a 502 cubic inch V-8 engine:

That is an incredible bike.