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To add balance. I've decided to have a contrast to my Porn Pet Peeves. What do you you like best about some porn movies? What kinky acts are you surprised that are into?

Mine:
-Lesbian Porn (Obviously)
-Female Ejaculation
-Girl on Girl Asslicking (the suprising one)
-Most kinky things involving Broads and lots of them
(short of the obvious)

I Like my porn kinky, if I wanted romance, I'll rent Titanic. :D
Oh that goes back to one pet peeve. Idyllic romantic porn bores me and reeks of tries too hard, and is staged (which I hate).

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-Girl Masturbation scenes
Well that's all I can think of now.

Oh and list some good Lez porn titles.
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Strap Ons

Pubic Hair
Girl Next Door look
and my weird one, Milky Tits...
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Spandex on a guy, hairless guys, lots of cum, female ejaculation, A-cup titties, shemales, shemales cumming, shemales fucking, bear guys, asian guys, black guys, latino guys, cumshots, men in pantyhose...

I'm weird. :teeth:
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You left out guys with long hair Einy! :P
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Dorsk 81 wrote:You left out guys with long hair Einy! :P
Oh LOL I forgot. I also forgot chubby guys too...
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Hot lesbians, and lesbian 3-somes.

Innocent looking chicks getting talked into doing wild kinky things

Good, full body camera angles
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Long hair (or a dislike of short hair)
Kinky clothes like pvc, latex and leather,
Cumshots upto and including bukkake
Strapons all round
misandry
forced feminisation,
light bdsm
dominatrices,
girl-on-girl asslicking is a good one too.
blasphemy.
Hentai
Goth.
Uniforms of nurses, schoolgirls, etc.
[Editing this as other people mention things i've not put in mine]
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Chinese dresses

A hot girl dressed like the one on the left

Long, straight hair

There's probably a few more.


EDIT: Actually, the girl on the left in that pic is probably my ideal girl. :wink: Sort of.
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Airplanes going fast.
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Hot lesbians. Especially the ones with not one but TWO sets of identical twins.
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Grass stain, rug burning, go-through-3-rooms-without-getting-off-the-floor sex. Find most of that on amateur pr0n.

Schoolgirl outfits. And white sox... :twisted:
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I find Japanese pubic hair to be fascinating. It grows up and its dark. It seems like they have thicker pubic hair compared to other Asian women or maybe they trim it less. I don't know, but I think its hot.
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Wetness. Anything in a shower, bathtub, jacuzzi or swimming pool.

Lack of pubic hair.

Teenage girls who are actually sort of young.

Really skinny girls.

Goth chicks.

Breasts size Flat to C.

A total and complete absence of ugly, greasy pornstar guys.
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2.5ghz processors and Really big hard drives

Yes I know I'm describing computerparts and Yes I am ok with that. :wink:
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Hot lesbians of course, I especially like it if they mash and grind their pussies together.

Japanese or other asian chicks

Chicks who are wet with shiny glistening water or sweat covering their bodies.

Relatively flat up to C size boobs, with D or larger size it really depends on the girl and I still prefer smaller.
Teenage girls who are actually sort of young.
Seconded

Brunettes, Red heads, or chicks with black hair

Cumshots, both male and female and I like hearing the screams of pleasure of both as well (as long as they sound natural and not forced).

Clean shaven but also like a bit of pubic hair

Tight pussy

Anime porn aka Hentai

Furry porn (depends on the artist and style though)

On a more personal and somewhat humiliating note:
Shemales but only ones that actually look like hot chicks (quite rare and usually only show up in hentai anime with female characters that can magically turn their clits into cocks).

*looks back at list* Yeah im quite a perverted SOB :P
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Girls masturbating
Nice looking girls between 18 and maybe 30 at the most
Pubic hair
Girls that remind me of my current crush/obsession
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No overacting, or over-loud raucous "GHYAAAAARGGG" style orgasms. (nice voice I spose)

No Fucking Music! *cough* I mean... Nice natural sounds.

Female Ejaculation too.

Smallish *2 spurt* female ejaculations, not *Drown everything in site* Female ejaculations.
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Girl next door looks

Natural C and D cup breasts.

Girl-Girl-Guy threesomes.

"Realistic" body styles (goes with the girll next door looks). I mean, I realy don't need to see a twig of a female... give me some meat on them.
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High heels + stockings (nylon/fishnet)
A little bit of bondage
Jap/Chinese chicks
Blondes
Secretaries
Nurses
Doms
Teens
Thongs
Asses
Tits of various sizes
Long legs


A whole load of other stuff.
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Lazy Raptor wrote:Wetness. Anything in a shower, bathtub, jacuzzi or swimming pool.

Lack of pubic hair.

Teenage girls who are actually sort of young.

Really skinny girls.

Goth chicks.

Breasts size Flat to C.

A total and complete absence of ugly, greasy pornstar guys.
Emphasis mine.

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Natural C and D cup breasts.
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Turn-ons:

on guys: defined abdominal muscles and arms; good teeth; Latino men
on the occasional female: long, dark hair; good teeth; usually Latino women, too

weird kinks:

bloodletting; slight domination
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Post by Oni Koneko Damien »

Hmm...

Androgynites,
Strap-ons,
Females (or sufficiently feminine males) struggling in bondage,
Lack of hair, anywhere,
Blindfolds,
Gags,
Goths,
Vibrators, lots of them,

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Bit of nerd fetish
Typical FF stuff.
Bit of anime, nothing too creepy.

And of course full on large scale pictures taken with probes.
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Oni Koneko Damien wrote:Lack of hair, anywhere
Too bad that Sinead O'Connor is in a monastery. :P
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Naked girls.
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