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And here I am today!

Yes, I'm told I was indeed the product of a birth control failure.

Sadly I spent my birthday at home doing nothing but watching TV and recovering from a mild case of the flu. Bleh.

Happy birthday!

And you weren't an accident, you were a surpise!

Happy birthday!

Woo!

You're 19 years old? Wow. Happy birthday!

I'm 21 so

If it makes you feel any better, your b'day is an accurate description of my 21st.

Wanna know what I got for my 23rd?

Nothing. I met no-one, my parents were working. and I spend the day, and night. here on SD.net and feeling sorry for myself. but anyway


oh yeh, and Happy Bravo Delta.

Happy B-Day!!

Have a good one, matey.

Vald: "Matey"? Have you turned pirate?

Happy birthday Uraniun!
Think of it this way, you'll have to make up for a lack of a party this year with a bigger one next year!

No valdy's become an accountant.

Happy B day Uraniun.

Happy B-Day...and soon you'll have legal liquor in america.

So hopefully you're somewhere else.

From now on your new name is 'Broken Condom'.

j/k Happy B-Day.

SyntaxVorlon wrote:No valdy's become an accountant.

Happy B day Uraniun.

I suddenly have visions of that godless awful Halifax ad...

ha! ha!

i see a condom manufacturing process that ran out outside 3 standard deviations from the mean hath resulted in one standard deviant! Happy Birthday!

Woah, that's a lot of birthdays in one day.

Happy Birthday.

Don't think of it as an accident, next time they bring it up tell them that they were foolish to think that their punny walls of plastic and latex could possible stop You!

Who are these people? Good for them, I guess.

Uraniun235 wrote:19 years ago, birth control failed...

That's impressive, not many people know the exact day of their conception. I commend your parent's bookkeeping.

Oh, goddamnit.

Well, I guess it still works if you go strictly by the words "birth control" and call it a failure only if the baby is actually born (i.e. no miscarriage or anything). Or if you classify "birth control" as "the great anti-baby conspiracy".

I think I'll go with the second one.

StarshipTitanic: We're the people who will come to your house and throw birds at your car.

My parents told me I was conceived on a whim. Now I begin to wonder...

Happy birthday!

That's a bit depressing, you know.

Could be worse. They could have said something like "we went to the clinic a week late."

Happy birthday, though.

Technically, it should be 19 years and 9 months ago birth control failed....

Your parents TOLD you you were an accident? Not cool...

"You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older, and now you're even older, and now you're even older. You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older, and now you're older still."
-they might be giants "older"

Personally, I think it's amusing that I'm the result of failed birth control (I'll have to ask my mother what exactly it was). It's not like my mother got mad and said "you were an accident!", it was all in good spirits.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:That's a bit depressing, you know.

Could be worse. They could have said something like "we went to the clinic a week late."

Happy birthday, though.

Better than that one Sexy Losers' "And that's how you were born" strip.