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I think they all look like dancing badgers. Except me. I'm the s-s-s-s-snake!

Zaia wrote:I think they all look like dancing badgers. Except me. I'm the s-s-s-s-snake!

As a mushroom, I take offence to that! Mushrooms are always discriminated against. Just because we're sedentary doesn't mean we're not there, you know.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

fgalkin wrote:

Zaia wrote:I think they all look like dancing badgers. Except me. I'm the s-s-s-s-snake!

As a mushroom, I take offence to that! Mushrooms are always discriminated against. Just because we're sedentary doesn't mean we're not there, you know.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Oh, so sorry, fgalkin! *sits on your head*

Zaia wrote:

fgalkin wrote:

Zaia wrote:I think they all look like dancing badgers. Except me. I'm the s-s-s-s-snake!

As a mushroom, I take offence to that! Mushrooms are always discriminated against. Just because we're sedentary doesn't mean we're not there, you know.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Oh, so sorry, fgalkin! *sits on your head*

You're a s-s-s-s-snake. You can't sit on anything. Mostly because you lack the sitting organ.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

fgalkin wrote:

Zaia wrote:Oh, so sorry, fgalkin! *sits on your head*

You're a s-s-s-s-snake. You can't sit on anything. Mostly because you lack the sitting organ.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

I sit with my entire body, thanks. *coils up and SITS all over fgalkin and his mushroomy head*

What a strange turn this thread has taken. And I take all (well, ok, most of) the credit! BWAHAHA!

Zaia wrote:

fgalkin wrote:

Zaia wrote:Oh, so sorry, fgalkin! *sits on your head*

You're a s-s-s-s-snake. You can't sit on anything. Mostly because you lack the sitting organ.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

I sit with my entire body, thanks. *coils up and SITS all over fgalkin and his mushroomy head*

What a strange turn this thread has taken. And I take all (well, ok, most of) the credit! BWAHAHA!

That would be lying down. Besides, as long as the mycelium is safe, I should be fine. And, since you lack any kind of digging appendages....

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

fgalkin wrote:That would be lying down. Besides, as long as the mycelium is safe, I should be fine. And, since you lack any kind of digging appendages....

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Bah, technicalities! And *bites your mycelium, whatever the hell that is because I can't be bothered to look it up*

BWAHAHAH!! PH34R MY S-S-S-SNAKINESS!!

Zaia wrote:

fgalkin wrote:That would be lying down. Besides, as long as the mycelium is safe, I should be fine. And, since you lack any kind of digging appendages....

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Bah, technicalities! And *bites your mycelium, whatever the hell that is because I can't be bothered to look it up*

BWAHAHAH!! PH34R MY S-S-S-SNAKINESS!!

Thank you for demostrating the snakes' inferior intellectual capacity . Or, putting it simply, you're dumber than a mushroom.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

fgalkin wrote:Thank you for demostrating the snakes' inferior intellectual capacity . Or, putting it simply, you're dumber than a mushroom.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

*hissssssssssses*

*clears little snake throat*

Mycelium, pronounced /mI-'sE-lE-&m/, refers to the mass of interwoven filamentous hyphae that forms especially the vegetative portion of the thallus of a fungus and is often submerged in another body (as of soil or organic matter or the tissues of a host).

*smiles a cute little snake smile and then BITES YOU WITH MY POISONOUS FANGS*

Take that, you inert fungus.

And your poison will do what exactly? You'd be better off chasing badgers, you overgrown earthworm.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

fgalkin wrote:And your poison will do what exactly? You'd be better off chasing badgers, you overgrown earthworm.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

*decides not to wait for the poison to take effect (which it would have--fungi are not immune to my venom!) and just swallows you whole instead*

Zaia wrote:

fgalkin wrote:And your poison will do what exactly? You'd be better off chasing badgers, you overgrown earthworm.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

*decides not to wait for the poison to take effect (which it would have--fungi are not immune to my venom!) and just swallows you whole instead*

You would have to dig me out first.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

I have very strong snakey muscles; I pulled you out of the ground while I ATE YOU MUSHROOMY HEAD!!!

Mmm. Tasty. You're better on pizza, though.

*cackles evilly in a hissy kind of way*

And NO, that swallowing-whole comment has no sexual innuendo in it whatsoever. Please move along.

Zaia wrote:I have very strong snakey muscles; I pulled you out of the ground while I ATE YOU MUSHROOMY HEAD!!! Mmm. Tasty. You're better on pizza, though.

*cackles evilly in a hissy kind of way*

Actually, that wouldn't work. The "mushroom" part will break from the mycelium if you do that.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Zaia wrote:
And NO, that swallowing-whole comment has no sexual innuendo in it whatsoever. Please move along.

Oooh, you ate my "head". More, please.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Lunacy split from the What do you think the people post here look like? thread. Naughty hijackers...

Z! My dungeon, ten minutes!...Bring a friend!

Oooh! A thread which makes no sense whatsoever! Wee!

Can't we mushrooms and snakes just get along? Make love and not war and all that?

The Wookiee wrote:Lunacy split from the What do you think the people post here look like? thread. Naughty hijackers...

Z! My dungeon, ten minutes!...Bring a friend!

I get to spank the wookiee, and eat donuts off of Zaia !

Er, fgalkin, what, exactly, are you complaining about? Zaia *sat on you*! Do you know how much most of us would pay to have that happen?!

-Damien

Zaia wrote:And NO, that swallowing-whole comment has no sexual innuendo in it whatsoever.

I have never seen more obvious sarcasm.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Oooh! A thread which makes no sense whatsoever! Wee!

Of course it makes sense! Don't you know the song?!

Oni Koneko Damien wrote:Er, fgalkin, what, exactly, are you complaining about? Zaia *sat on you*! Do you know how much most of us would pay to have that happen?!

-Damien

She not only sat on me, she ate my head ( ). And I think that your willingness to pay for these things is one of the reasons why its not happening to you.

Also, as a mushroom, I object to the blatant discrimination as seen from the fact that this thread is split. Just because we muhrooms are not mobile, does not mean we can't post in the same threads you do. I have a dream, that one day mushrooms and other organisms will learn to live together....

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

PS: My venom disintegrates mushrooms and their mycelium, so hah. And there was never any sexual innuendo. *blinks*

PPS: Woo! More dungeons!

Zaia wrote:PS: My venom disintegrates mushrooms and their mycelium, so hah. And there was never any sexual innuendo. *blinks*

PPS: Woo! More dungeons!

No it doesn't. Now go away before you get swarmed by a horde of rabid badgers high on (dumroll) mushrooms.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Zaia wrote:

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Oooh! A thread which makes no sense whatsoever! Wee!

Of course it makes sense! Don't you know the song?!

Uhhh....what song?