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Okay folks, we've all been there. There's no meal on the table, no change on the nightstand, and you're absolutely starving. I mean ravenous. What's the most unholy conglomerate of ingredients and condiments you have ever consumed?

For me: Ketchup, mayonaise, mustard and honey sandwiches (NOT all at once, mind you. I'll only mix ketchup and mustard).

Bread fried in hamburger grease (yum, yum).

Chocolate syrup with cream cheese and yogurt (I don't really reccomend this one).

Butter, sugar, and cocoa powder. Delicious, actually; that's 3/4ths of a cookie recipe.

brown sugar, maple syrup, cookie dough, and even crutons. oh yes, plus honey and bread drenched in honey.

Fried bread.

Literally....

Ghost Rider wrote:Fried bread.

Literally....

my wife loves fried raisin bread

Tomato paste spread on bread with sliced of pepperoni;
homemade pizza

My own urine, sprayed into the air and directly landing in my mouth.



Not really. Um...when I was a kid sometimes I'd put peanut butter and jelly in a bowl and eat them with a spoon. MAJOR guilty pleasure.

Ghost Rider wrote:Fried bread.

Literally....

Dude, fried bread rocks! Don't you ever have it with a fry up?

Sausage, bacon and fried egg with fried bread for dipping. Baked beans / spaghetti (the kind that comes in cans not bolognese) and chips are optional.


As for my whacked out snacks ..... hmmmm ..... probably a reheated donner kebab

Cookie dough straight form the tube. I actually like the taste better than when it's cooked. I also eat the occasional icing from the can.

One time I wanted dessert, but there was none, so I took ice cream cones and filled them with fudge sauce and caramel sauce. It was all right, but I still don't recommend it.

Can't beat ketchup sandwiches.

What's more interesting than improvised snacks are food experements fueled by ADHD inspired boredom/curiosity.

Cool Whip is the ultimate snack food, straight from the tub.

Here's an idea...favorite stoned snacks?

Mine:

- Ghirardelli chocolate squares
- Philadelphia cheesecake bars
- hot dogs with jalapenos, ketchup, and deli mustard
- orange soda
- apple juice
- ice cold bottled water
- Coke
- Reuben sandwiches
- Corona with lemon wedges
- sugar cookies
- cold pizza with lots of sauce and veggies
- BLTs

And that's just on a given Friday night...

Spaghetti with goldfish crackers, with some lemon juice so you don't get scurvy. Nummy.

Baby food. You know, that paste that comes in a jar? Yeah, that.

Cucumber and hard-boiled egg sandwiches. Mmmmmmm....

Mashed cauliflowers

Hot dogs wrapped with various kinds of leftovers (including, but not limited to old sauteed mushrooms) in tortillas

Fried spam.

If I'm out of eggs, don't have any cucumbers lying around the fridge, or am out of bread (egads!), I'm perfectly happy eating semi-nude or completely nekkid pasta, either with melted butter, or just a little bit of salt. That is just fine with me. Mmmmm.

Here's mine:

A sandwich made of white bread, peanut butter, cheese and Lay's Potato chips. Wash it down with warm Diet Coke.

Late nights at a friend's house...hungry as hell and too lazy to go out to get food.

Something I rather enjoy, but everyone else hates: Tuna fruit salad.

Tuna, mayonnaise, lettuce, grated cheddar and mozarella, chopped up carrots, celery, and apples.

Other than that, pure whipped topping, by itself, the best snack...ever.

On another note, most of the snacks here sound really good and worth a try, except for the baby food one...ick. I once had baby food & crackers at a party on a dare, quite frankly I'd rather eat raw squid mixed with hard dog food (and I have too, it's not as bad as you'd think).

-Damien

FAERIE BREAD!!! HOW DID I ALMOST FORGET ABOUT FAERIE BREAD?!

Slice(s) of white (or potato) bread. Spreak a fairly thick amount of butter or margarine on the bread, then sprinkle generously with 100s & 1000s (in the states, known as the hard, round sprinkles that are supposed to go on ice cream or cakes). Cut the bread twice diagnally to make triangles of supreme yumminess.

Hmm.. i've tried alot of things my friends wouldn't touch.. well, some they adopted and liked, some.. not so much

-Peanut butter and cheese sandwhich
-Peanut butter and mayo sandwich o_O
-Mayo and Cheese sandwhich (oh the fattiness)
-Ranch Dressing on animal crackers/chocolate chip cookies
-Hot Cheetos with vanilla ice cream as dip (they liked this one)
-French Fries in vanilla ice cream (this too)
-French Fries in coke..

Dunno if there's more.. most of them aren't half bad XD

No wonder Americans are fat fried bread,fairie bread,can't you eat anything anything normal.......sometime when i want to eat some sweet junk i spread Duncan Hines frosting on a slice of bread and drink Pepsi with it

FFs dipped in vanilla ice cream is quite nummy. That and fries 'n' mayo, which is usually easier to come by.

Montcalm wrote:No wonder Americans are fat fried bread,fairie bread,can't you eat anything anything normal.......sometime when i want to eat some sweet junk i spread Duncan Hines frosting on a slice of bread and drink Pepsi with it

Faerie bread isn't American, so , Frenchie.