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the cicada swarm has begun, what to do.
Posted: 2004-05-13 02:27pm
by Col. Crackpot
if you live in the eastern United States you are begining to experience the sight of trillions of cicadas digging their way out of the ground! How will you deal with the infestation.
Posted: 2004-05-13 02:29pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Sacrifice Staha's boyhood to the Horde!!
Posted: 2004-05-13 02:34pm
by Dorsk 81
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Sacrifice Staha's boyhood to the Horde!!
That's hardly going to satisfy them is it?!
Posted: 2004-05-13 02:35pm
by General Zod
Dorsk 81 wrote:Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Sacrifice Staha's boyhood to the Horde!!
That's hardly going to satisfy them is it?!
how about making clones of straha so it can be done multiple times?
Posted: 2004-05-13 02:35pm
by Dartzap
as im not there i dont care.
Bu if i was?
well lets just say that little kiddies with foot infections make very smelly socks
Posted: 2004-05-13 02:39pm
by Col. Crackpot
it's odd. i've been sleeping with the windows open lately and all night long you can hear wooooo-ing and hissing. kinda neat
Posted: 2004-05-13 02:47pm
by Kyle
Ignore them. I'm sorry but all the local news has been doing is talking about the Cicadas, and its getting ridiculous. They're annoying but thats it. They're quite easily the dumbest thing alive and all thats goign to happen is you'll hear that damn annoying buzzing sound they make, and they'll leave dried up shells covering everything for awhile. Big fucking deal, its not like they're gonna actually do anything of any importance.
Posted: 2004-05-13 02:57pm
by darthdavid
FILTHY ZERGLINGS!!!
Posted: 2004-05-13 02:58pm
by SirNitram
Castrate Straha by anal sex with the nutcracker chick.
Posted: 2004-05-13 04:19pm
by Seggybop
I was riding my bike to class today, and while I was going down a steep hill one slammed directly into my left eyebrow. Massive 'thwack' sound. It was... ungood. Lucky it wasn't a cm lower.
Posted: 2004-05-13 04:44pm
by wautd
might be overkill but... S.A.M.'s and lots of them
Posted: 2004-05-13 05:35pm
by darthdavid
wautd wrote:might be overkill but... S.A.M.'s and lots of them
It's not overkill till they're armed with antimatter spiced thermoneuclear warheads.
Posted: 2004-05-13 07:05pm
by Chardok
I hear they're good eatin'. Once the brood here in FLA comes out (MUCH later on in the year, for some reason...guess the soil stays cool here longer) I'm heading out to the park to collect em up, then I'm going to eat a bucketload of em.
What? People eat fucking oysters! How the shit is THIS gross? Eh? Hmmph. Anyway, good source of protien, and they're crunchy. Also Dead.
Posted: 2004-05-13 07:47pm
by Seggybop
What method do you use to cook them exactly? Can I blowtorch them?
Posted: 2004-05-13 08:29pm
by Xenophobe3691
Chardok wrote:I hear they're good eatin'. Once the brood here in FLA comes out (MUCH later on in the year, for some reason...guess the soil stays cool here longer) I'm heading out to the park to collect em up, then I'm going to eat a bucketload of em.
What? People eat fucking oysters! How the shit is THIS gross? Eh? Hmmph. Anyway, good source of protien, and they're crunchy. Also Dead.
Where in Florida do you live? I'm gonna be in Boca till August, then Orlando, I wanna know if I can partake of the deliciousness that is Cicada Flesh...
Posted: 2004-05-13 08:32pm
by Captain Cyran
darthdavid wrote:wautd wrote:might be overkill but... S.A.M.'s and lots of them
It's not overkill till they're armed with antimatter spiced thermoneuclear warheads.
*Smacks DD* What the fuck are you talking about? Overkill? There is no such thing as overkill!
Posted: 2004-05-13 09:07pm
by The Aliens
Ammonia-based cleaners do a number on ladybugs- what would they do to Cicidas? Find out!
Posted: 2004-05-13 09:10pm
by Sea Skimmer
Thermonuclear ordnance has proven effective in the past. I shall prepare to deorbit the first of my Soviet surplus 150 megaton FOBS at once.
Posted: 2004-05-13 09:12pm
by Hamel
Roast them over an open flame, then outpopulate them with upgraded sex
Posted: 2004-05-13 09:18pm
by Tasoth
Castrate straha and then wave the ugly stick in front of the horde. Should scar them enough to make them leave.
Posted: 2004-05-13 09:18pm
by Executor32
The Aliens wrote:Ammonia-based cleaners do a number on ladybugs- what would they do to Cicidas? Find out!
Absolutely nothing, unfortunately. It's as I've said before, only that particular kind of ladybug seems to be affected by the horror that is Windex.
Posted: 2004-05-13 10:03pm
by Shark Bait
Simple blowtorches like everyone should have made when they were kids especially if they are still flying
, if not that use any other form of incendiary explosives you can find.
"Rule #37: There is no overkill there is only open fire, and time to reload"
Posted: 2004-05-13 11:26pm
by Mayabird
Using the cicadas as an excuse and while everybody else is distracted castrating Straha for the glory of Aiur, I will cause burning destruction to the countryside, eliminating all who stand in my way of turning my old hometown and everything related to it into a no-man's land, because rural areas suck!
MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted: 2004-05-13 11:27pm
by AnimeJet
... I've never seen a cicada in real life.. I want to hear what they sound like, and not from a video game or a TV show...
Posted: 2004-05-13 11:28pm
by Zaia
I'm so goddamn tired of hearing about the stupid cicadas! Where's the "If I hear someone complain about cicadas one more time I'm going to ____!" option?