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“What is the deal with Camel Spiders?”

First lets PLEASE deal with the URBAN LEGENDS!!! These insects, while very odd-looking, do not climb into your sleeping bag and lay in wait to bite you and turn you into a “happy meal”. Consider the following entries:

Myth: In the deserts of the Near East, there are "camel spiders" which anaesthetize sleeping humans and eat large chunks of their flesh.

Fact: Most North Americans probably have not heard this legend (widespread in Arab countries) but it was disseminated to some degree by Gulf War veterans and also has been repeated by the uninformed narrator of at least one TV documentary.

"Camel spider" is a common name for solpugids, large non-spider arachnids found in desert regions. Solpugids have no venom, not even an anaesthetic, and are strictly predatory on smaller creatures.

Camel spiders are the subject of a variety of legendary claims, many of them familiar to Americans because they were spread by U.S. servicemen who served in the Persian Gulf War in 1991, and re-spread at the beginning of the Iraq War in 2003. Some of these “myths” include:

•  Camel spiders can grow to be as large as dinner plates.
   Camel spiders can traverse desert sand at speeds up to 25 MPH, making screaming noises as they run.
   Camel spiders can jump several feet in the air.
   Camel spiders eat the stomachs of camels, hence the name "camel spider." (Legend includes the detail that camel spiders eat camel stomachs from either the outside in or the inside out. In the former case they supposedly jump up from the ground and grab onto camels' bellies from underneath; in the latter case exactly how spiders allegedly as large as dinner plates get into camels' stomachs intact remains unexplained.)
   Camel spiders are venomous, and their venom contains a powerful anesthetic that numbs their victims (thus allowing them to gnaw away at living, immobilized animals without being noticed). U.S. soldiers were said to have been attacked by camel spiders at night but remained completely unaware of their plight until they awakened in the morning to find chunks of their flesh missing.

According to most spider experts, these claims are all false. Camel spiders grow to be moderately large (about a 5" leg span), but nowhere near as large as dinner plates; they can move very quickly in comparison to other arthropods - a top speed of maybe 10 MPH (still faster than most warrant officers run), but nothing close 25 MPH; they make no noise (the screaming you hear is from frightened soldiers no doubt!); and they capture prey without the use of either venom or anesthetic. Camel spiders rely on speed, stealth, and the (non-venomous) bite of powerful jaws to feed on small prey such as other arthropods (e.g., scorpions, crickets, pillbugs), lizards, and possibly mice or birds. They use only three pairs of legs in running; the frontmost pair (called pedipalpa) is held aloft and used in a similar manner to the antennae of insects. Camel spiders shun the sun and generally hide during the day, coming out at night to do their hunting.

As I sit here and munch on my wife's homemade rice krispy treat, I am still shaking from the experience not but 5 minutes ago in the 'port-o-john O'darkeness". There is only one thing scarier, dirtier, smellier, nastier, fly-ridden, and mosquito driven, than a port-o-john… And that is a port-o-john in the dark. Why? Because what you can’t see – you know is there...and moving...towards you

There I am in the dark port-o-john seated in the typical uncompromising fashion, and then I noticed it – movement in the upper corner of the port-o-john about 3 feet over my head. I pull out my trusty handy dandy Surefire light (thanks J!) and lo and behold – BIG MO FO SPIDER. Not just big – but remember the 'B' SciFi movie, "The BatRat Spider"? Well, that was him for sure, real as hell and right there with me in the port-o-john with fangs as big as 1 inch long Good -n-Plenty candies. Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Not good, not good not good at all. It was the Camel spider and a medium sized one at that – approximately the size of an adult hand. And yes, he really did have two noticeable fangs about 1/4th inch long .... Aaaaaaaaaaahhh - wanted to run, but couldn't for a number of reasons, the least of which was the gigantic sand colored spider that was in front the top of the door.

Yeah there I was keeping my light on that occasionally twitching big bad boy. Oh yeah, you try and keep a spotlight on the star of the show and conduct toilet paper operations and track his movement.

My guess was he wasn't liking the light too much. Anyway, I got my light on him and I think my eyes were starting to frigging water as I had not blinked in 5 minutes (I just kind of figured one blink and I was dead meat and they would find me cocooned and blue in the morning). I got up slowly and started re-assembling myself and then he goes for the airborne qual. Jumps to the ground of the port-o-john and starts making for my boot of which there is not much space to cross in a port-o-john, thank you and I start wigging. This was no time and I cannot lie about being macho. I fell out that port-o-john fast, pulling my trousers up, stomping, and kicking, at every flickering shadow. A couple of us came back later and found that one of my frantic stomps had gotten the bastard. He was dead – still big but with his legs curled up in either mock death (you know how those spiders are), or the real cold sleep. His torso was the size of a small computer mouse – ugh.

Close call with a Camel Spider and I still have 3.5 months to go. I am not going to the bathroom for the rest of my time here.

DPDarkPrimus wrote:First of all, it's two.

Second of all, we can't tell what the actual scale is.