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No sex, no kid.

Posted: 2004-05-19 10:15pm
by Knife
:shock: You know, I've read about shit like this durring the Victorian age but today? Don't know if its 100% real but;

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,120309,00.html
A childless German couple finally found out why they weren't able to conceive — they had never had sex.

Doctors at the Lübeck campus of the University Clinic of Schleswig-Holstein (search) in northern Germany described the case in a medical bulletin, according to Ananova.com.

After eight years of marriage, the 36-year-old man and his 30-year-old wife went to the campus' fertility clinic to figure out what was wrong.

Doctors gave them a battery of tests and were baffled — both husband and wife were healthily fertile.

Then came the important question.

"When we asked them how often they had had sex," said a clinic spokesman, "they looked blank, and said: 'What do you mean?'"

He went on to explain that each of the pair had been brought up extremely religiously and had never heard of the birds and the bees.

"We are not talking retarded people here," the clinic spokesman said. The two "were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The man and wife are now being given sexual therapy. The clinic is trying to find out if there are other couples in the area who could use a refresher course in human biology.
*puts head and hands* fundies, fucking fundies. You'd think after 8 years, normal biology would click in. I mean, there were no sex therepists 10,000 years ago. I'm baffled.

Posted: 2004-05-19 10:17pm
by Gandalf
Someone's already posted this.

Either on SLaM or N&P.

Posted: 2004-05-19 10:19pm
by Knife
My bad, a locking it will go, a locking it will go, hi-ho-the merry oh, the locking it will go.

Posted: 2004-05-19 10:20pm
by Lonestar
Saw an article about it over on ACS.

People, this is why I will institute anti-Dumbass Laws after I become Lord Protector of North America.

Posted: 2004-05-19 10:25pm
by Superman
Lone Star, can I be your in your cabinet as Minister of Masturbation?

The article said they are not retarded; I disagree. Fundies are clearly retarded, otherwise they wouldn't be fundies.

Posted: 2004-05-19 10:27pm
by DPDarkPrimus

Posted: 2004-05-19 10:28pm
by Darth Yoshi
I'm amazed they've been married for eight years without ever getting urges...

Posted: 2004-05-19 10:28pm
by Superman
Wait a minute, this raises an interesting, but fucked up, question. If this retarded ass husband wasn't boinking her, was he masturbating? If so, wouldn't he realize that his wife should be doing some... things for him? If he's not masturbating, well, wouldn't he have exploded by now?

Posted: 2004-05-19 10:36pm
by Ghost Rider
A locking indeed it will go :P