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And I thought this would be about the SDN member Spanky The Dolphin...
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Peregrin Toker wrote:And I thought this would be about the SDN member Spanky The Dolphin...
I was thinking the same thing. Sorry Spanky... :(
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Hmm
Agents have arrested hundreds of people in recent months, after obtaining tens of thousands of names from a credit card billing company allegedly involved in handling payments for Internet porn sites.
Wonder if this is the same site where they found the 118 Swedish pedos.

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Technically, stealing knickers is not porn (sorry Spanks, couldn't resist)
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But my panty thievery is a victemless crime!!

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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:But my panty thievery is a victemless crime!!

;)
Except for the poor girls who lose their panties of course... :P
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InnerBrat wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:But my panty thievery is a victemless crime!!

;)
Except for the poor girls who lose their panties of course... :P
Bah, if they valued their knickers so highly, they wouldn't have abandoned them in the first place. :P

I could also accept donations, if you find that a more acceptable collection method... ;) :mrgreen:
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Bah, if they valued their knickers so highly, they wouldn't have abandoned them in the first place. :P

I could also accept donations, if you find that a more acceptable collection method... ;) :mrgreen:
Umm...
no.
You go back to nicking them out of the laundry room. Or buyiung them on EBay, whatever.
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I'll stick to nicking them out of the laundry room, because buying panties off eBay is a little too weird for my tastes.

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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I'll stick to nicking them out of the laundry room, because buying panties off eBay is a little too weird for my tastes.

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A little too weird?

You nick panties out of the laundry room. How is buying them off eBay any weirder?
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It would introduce too many variables. :P

Plus when I nick knickers from the laundry room, I can at least fully guarentee that they're clean.

I'm not stealing panties: I'm rescuing them. ;)
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:It would introduce too many variables. :P

Plus when I nick knickers from the laundry room, I can at least fully guarentee that they're clean.

I'm not stealing panties: I'm rescuing them. ;)
Well, at least we know that you're just as big a pervert as anyone else here. :teeth:
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The Wookiee wrote: Well, at least we know that you're just as big a pervert as anyone else here. :teeth:
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Taking the underpants from the laundry room is probably socialy acceptable wierdness. Bound to be some damn strange Yank thing in any event.
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More reason to dislike clowns. :|
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Another evil clown revealed. Not surprised at all, since I hate clowns.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:It would introduce too many variables. :P

Plus when I nick knickers from the laundry room, I can at least fully guarentee that they're clean.

I'm not stealing panties: I'm rescuing them. ;)
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as if I wasn't scared enough of clowns...
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Stofsk wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote:And I thought this would be about the SDN member Spanky The Dolphin...
I was thinking the same thing. Sorry Spanky... :(
Maybe Spanky The Dolphin framed Spanky the clown? :?

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Its freaky how these sickos manage to get a job where they'll be surrounded by children :?
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wautd wrote:
Stofsk wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote:And I thought this would be about the SDN member Spanky The Dolphin...
I was thinking the same thing. Sorry Spanky... :(
Maybe Spanky The Dolphin framed Spanky the clown? :?

:P
Considering that the subject matter concerns pedophilia, I really don't think that was very funny.

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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Zaia: Lovely. :)
Put it in the FUQ nomination thread too. It's a gorgeous one-liner. :wink:
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verilon wrote:More reason to dislike clowns. :|
As if Pennywise and Gacy weren't enough reason....
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