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Spanky arrested on porn charges

Posted: 2004-05-26 02:30am
by Ghost Rider

Posted: 2004-05-26 02:32am
by Peregrin Toker
And I thought this would be about the SDN member Spanky The Dolphin...

Posted: 2004-05-26 02:33am
by MKSheppard
ROFMAQAQOAOSOLCOAOAO

Posted: 2004-05-26 02:40am
by Stofsk
Peregrin Toker wrote:And I thought this would be about the SDN member Spanky The Dolphin...
I was thinking the same thing. Sorry Spanky... :(

Posted: 2004-05-26 03:07am
by Faram
Hmm
Agents have arrested hundreds of people in recent months, after obtaining tens of thousands of names from a credit card billing company allegedly involved in handling payments for Internet porn sites.
Wonder if this is the same site where they found the 118 Swedish pedos.

SD Net

Posted: 2004-05-26 03:22am
by InnerBrat
Technically, stealing knickers is not porn (sorry Spanks, couldn't resist)

Posted: 2004-05-26 03:40am
by Spanky The Dolphin
But my panty thievery is a victemless crime!!

;)

Posted: 2004-05-26 03:41am
by InnerBrat
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:But my panty thievery is a victemless crime!!

;)
Except for the poor girls who lose their panties of course... :P

Posted: 2004-05-26 03:44am
by Spanky The Dolphin
InnerBrat wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:But my panty thievery is a victemless crime!!

;)
Except for the poor girls who lose their panties of course... :P
Bah, if they valued their knickers so highly, they wouldn't have abandoned them in the first place. :P

I could also accept donations, if you find that a more acceptable collection method... ;) :mrgreen:

Posted: 2004-05-26 03:56am
by InnerBrat
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Bah, if they valued their knickers so highly, they wouldn't have abandoned them in the first place. :P

I could also accept donations, if you find that a more acceptable collection method... ;) :mrgreen:
Umm...
no.
You go back to nicking them out of the laundry room. Or buyiung them on EBay, whatever.

Posted: 2004-05-26 04:00am
by Spanky The Dolphin
I'll stick to nicking them out of the laundry room, because buying panties off eBay is a little too weird for my tastes.

:P

Posted: 2004-05-26 04:12am
by The Wookiee
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I'll stick to nicking them out of the laundry room, because buying panties off eBay is a little too weird for my tastes.

:P
A little too weird?

You nick panties out of the laundry room. How is buying them off eBay any weirder?

Posted: 2004-05-26 04:16am
by Spanky The Dolphin
It would introduce too many variables. :P

Plus when I nick knickers from the laundry room, I can at least fully guarentee that they're clean.

I'm not stealing panties: I'm rescuing them. ;)

Posted: 2004-05-26 04:26am
by The Wookiee
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:It would introduce too many variables. :P

Plus when I nick knickers from the laundry room, I can at least fully guarentee that they're clean.

I'm not stealing panties: I'm rescuing them. ;)
Well, at least we know that you're just as big a pervert as anyone else here. :teeth:

Posted: 2004-05-26 04:28am
by Keevan_Colton
The Wookiee wrote: Well, at least we know that you're just as big a pervert as anyone else here. :teeth:
One of us, One of us, One of us! :wink:

Posted: 2004-05-26 04:30am
by dworkin
Taking the underpants from the laundry room is probably socialy acceptable wierdness. Bound to be some damn strange Yank thing in any event.

Posted: 2004-05-26 06:45am
by haas mark
More reason to dislike clowns. :|

Posted: 2004-05-26 06:57am
by Rye
Another evil clown revealed. Not surprised at all, since I hate clowns.

Posted: 2004-05-26 09:08am
by Zaia
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:It would introduce too many variables. :P

Plus when I nick knickers from the laundry room, I can at least fully guarentee that they're clean.

I'm not stealing panties: I'm rescuing them. ;)
*points to sig*

Posted: 2004-05-26 09:13am
by Saberslash
as if I wasn't scared enough of clowns...

Posted: 2004-05-26 09:39am
by wautd
Stofsk wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote:And I thought this would be about the SDN member Spanky The Dolphin...
I was thinking the same thing. Sorry Spanky... :(
Maybe Spanky The Dolphin framed Spanky the clown? :?

:P

Posted: 2004-05-26 10:09am
by Montcalm
Its freaky how these sickos manage to get a job where they'll be surrounded by children :?

Posted: 2004-05-26 10:42am
by Spanky The Dolphin
wautd wrote:
Stofsk wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote:And I thought this would be about the SDN member Spanky The Dolphin...
I was thinking the same thing. Sorry Spanky... :(
Maybe Spanky The Dolphin framed Spanky the clown? :?

:P
Considering that the subject matter concerns pedophilia, I really don't think that was very funny.

Zaia: Lovely. :)

Posted: 2004-05-26 10:43am
by Zaia
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Zaia: Lovely. :)
Put it in the FUQ nomination thread too. It's a gorgeous one-liner. :wink:

Posted: 2004-05-26 11:38am
by The Yosemite Bear
verilon wrote:More reason to dislike clowns. :|
As if Pennywise and Gacy weren't enough reason....