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This MUST not be allowed to happen. So that the bombing of Calgary may commence immediately if needed, Gordon Lightfoot's liver has been declared a weapon of mass destruction. This will ensure that the Stanley Cup will rest in its rightfull place: the United States, hoisted over the heads of our imported Canadians and Russians.

*cues National music

Actualy the cup is going where it should be back home in Canada

Oh Canada
Terre de nos aieux
Ton front est ceint
De fleurons glorieux

Montcalm wrote:Actualy the cup is going where it should be back home in Canada

Oh Canada
Terre de nos aileux
Ton front est ceint
De fleurons glorieux

Je ne pais chanter en Francais ici mon ami! JE NE PAIS!

Col. Crackpot wrote:This MUST not be allowed to happen. So that the bombing of Calgary may commence immediately if needed, Gordon Lightfoot's liver has been declared a weapon of mass destruction. This will ensure that the Stanley Cup will rest in its rightfull place: the United States, hoisted over the heads of our imported Canadians and Russians.

Ummm...hello..? The Stanley Cup is already IN Canada. I guess you didn't know that the sacred Cup resides in the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto for most of the year and we only loan it out for a few weeks every year for the victory celebrations. Oh, and I'm sorry, but the Stanley Cup going to a hick team in a city where they don't even have natural ice is a greater wrong than the hockey gods can live with, it's going to Calgary where they actually have ice and snow.

Col. Crackpot wrote:This MUST not be allowed to happen. So that the bombing of Calgary may commence immediately if needed, Gordon Lightfoot's liver has been declared a weapon of mass destruction. This will ensure that the Stanley Cup will rest in its rightfull place: the United States, hoisted over the heads of our imported Canadians and Russians.

Your feeble threats are no match for the Sea of Red!!

muse wrote: Ummm...hello..? The Stanley Cup is already IN Canada. I guess you didn't know that the sacred Cup resides in the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto for most of the year and we only loan it out for a few weeks every year for the victory celebrations. Oh, and I'm sorry, but the Stanley Cup going to a hick team in a city where they don't even have natural ice is a greater wrong than the hockey gods can live with, it's going to Calgary where they actually have ice and snow.

But this is SD.net and we do what we can to piss on all gods so what really should have happend is that the Coyotes should get the cup. I know they are eliminated (and they suck) but wouldn't it have been a better to the hockey gods to have a crappy desert dwelling team that was stolen from Canada (Winnipeg) win the cup?

Tsyroc wrote:

muse wrote: Ummm...hello..? The Stanley Cup is already IN Canada. I guess you didn't know that the sacred Cup resides in the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto for most of the year and we only loan it out for a few weeks every year for the victory celebrations. Oh, and I'm sorry, but the Stanley Cup going to a hick team in a city where they don't even have natural ice is a greater wrong than the hockey gods can live with, it's going to Calgary where they actually have ice and snow.

But this is SD.net and we do what we can to piss on all gods so what really should have happend is that the Coyotes should get the cup. I know they are eliminated (and they suck) but wouldn't it have been a better to the hockey gods to have a crappy desert dwelling team that was stolen from Canada (Winnipeg) win the cup?

You have the World Series in Baseball and the Superbowl,we have Hockey so shove it Yankee

Montcalm wrote:You have the World Series in Baseball and the Superbowl,we have Hockey so shove it Yankee

GO AND BOIL YOUR BOTTOM(eh), SILLY FRENCH-ISH PIG-DOG! I BLOW MY NOSE AT YOU(eh)! I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION! YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!

eh?

That said, you can have our Stanley cup we rightfully stole when you pry it from our cold, dead hands, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! You Canadians can have the world cup for the sport you REALLY deserve credit for....


Curling.

Wrong country Chardy......i'm French-Canadian

Montcalm wrote:Wrong country Chardy......i'm French-Canadian

Hence French-ISH.

Calgary will fall! The Cup must be won by America! We must not allow the Canadians to flap the tops of their heads in victory!

Gil Hamilton wrote:Calgary will fall! The Cup must be won by America! We must not allow the Canadians to flap the tops of their heads in victory!

yeah, wtf us up with that? clap your hands ya stupid Cannuck, don't beat yourself upside the head with your hat!

muse wrote: Oh, and I'm sorry, but the Stanley Cup going to a hick team in a city where they don't even have natural ice is a greater wrong than the hockey gods can live with, it's going to Calgary where they actually have ice and snow.

Ah but you forget one thing: the hockey gods are fickle and no one can fathom why or where they will bestow their gifts.

It makes me wonder what sin the Rangers must have committed. Or perhaps they were cursed for allowing Gretzky to retire before His work was truly done.

muse wrote:Ummm...hello..? The Stanley Cup is already IN Canada. I guess you didn't know that the sacred Cup resides in the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto for most of the year and we only loan it out for a few weeks every year for the victory celebrations. Oh, and I'm sorry, but the Stanley Cup going to a hick team in a city where they don't even have natural ice is a greater wrong than the hockey gods can live with, it's going to Calgary where they actually have ice and snow.

We're hicks here?

Go Andreychuk! 22 Years in the NHL and you're only a few games away =)

Canada>some americans with crappy opinions.

Ignore the child, IP, she, like many other people in the country, are jealous of the Floridian inherent special ability to attract national and international championships to our soil. We rule, everyone else drools.

And Tampa is FAR from a hick town.

Also, there is plenty of Natural Ice in Tampa. You can go to any seven eleven and get a 12 pack for like...$3.99.

Lord Stanley?

I thought America never had nobility? Unless he was a Brit?

ALI_G wrote:Lord Stanley?

I thought America never had nobility? Unless he was a Brit?

Actualy Lord Stanley was in Canada,the Americans like to steal other country stuff

This American is rooting for Calgary.

Illuminatus Primus wrote:We're hicks here?

Yes. You are now!

Howedar wrote:This American is rooting for Calgary.

Well, it's good to know we have at least one sensible American. Yay!

All of my hockey-watching friends are rooting for the Flames as well.

This American is also rooting for Calgary because THE FLYERS FUCKING LOST.

I find it hilarious that you see the need to start a thread all but praying that the Flames don't win. It shows that you have already given up hope, and are resigned to the fact that the Lightnings will get their faces trod into the ice (like yesterday) in about an hour. This will repeat for two more days, on the last of which we shall rightfully collect our prize.