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Methods of torture and execution

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I've always thought impaling was the most revolting way to go, but now it has competition. :shock:

Choose the method of your suffering...

Don't worry, they only use classical art depictions for visuals, although that's sufficiently macabre for me.
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Well, that was educational. Thanks Galvatron. If I ever feel a need to commit torture, I now know who to blame for the 'inspiration'. :twisted: :wink:

In all seriousness that's some fucked-up shit.

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impaling with a red-hot iron rod...
Or cutting off a guy's dick, then having a stripper come in...

I don't know, there are plenty of horrible ones. :twisted:

And to think I used to be a good little Catholic schoolboy...
I guess this is what happens when you go to a ridiculously liberal school and your main (girl)friends are crazy, twisted, domineering fanfic girls. :wink:
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I found the site to be very interesting. Thanks Galvatron.
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Seeing as I am a sadistic bastard... this site is great!!!!

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I would make a quip about how that site would make RayCav horny, but that would be too easy.

So, I'll say that site was interesting in a sick and demented way. Oddly enough, I wanted to see more.
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I'm just here to spread happiness and enlightenment...one victim at a time.
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Uhmm, i am a bit disappointed...

Where is the Iron Virgin (if it is even the name in english for it).

The upright standing sarcophagus with lenght-adjustable nails pointing inwards. This was a quiet often and as it seems happily used method to torture people.
I saw one in a museum in Freiburg...was still operationable...not that i tested it (on someone else, mind you)...
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CRUCIBLE wrote:Uhmm, i am a bit disappointed...

Where is the Iron Virgin (if it is even the name in english for it).

The upright standing sarcophagus with lenght-adjustable nails pointing inwards. This was a quiet often and as it seems happily used method to torture people.
I saw one in a museum in Freiburg...was still operationable...not that i tested it (on someone else, mind you)...
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Bah, that's nothing. They don't even mention drawing and quartering on there. Let alone Columbian neckties, or pulling out someone's digestive tract through their mouth with a fishhook. Amateurs.

Seriously, I didn't learn anything there.
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this puts those Tor.....I mean "extreme duress" or "harsh interrogation" techniques used by the US to shame :D
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Wait...I thought the water torture involved a slow, dripping of water onto your forehead. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?
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Badme wrote:Wait...I thought the water torture involved a slow, dripping of water onto your forehead. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?
That's a much more sanitized and less effective version. Used more by organizations that don't want to harm the interogatees (ie: the FBI).

Although, that technique is sometimes accompanied by slicing open the victim's stomach, and syphoning out the hydrochloric acid onto their eyes and genitals. Which makes it way more effective.
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Opinion: Anybody who engages in or creates implements of torture is not human.
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Persian boat torture is worse than all these things, albeit less picturesque.

That site was still horrible.
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Impalng appears to be the most painful one.
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Why do i click? I should have looked when i was on a more apathetic day. Today, it seemed like i could feel each torture.. what a nasty feeling. I can't think of anyone that would really do these things. Sure, we laugh and joke, but then you think about how it would feel, just makes you sick. I'll look again tomorrow morning, keke.
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Dalton wrote:Opinion: Anybody who engages in or creates implements of torture is not human.
Does that include sears?

since all the modern items since torcher was outlawed are purchasable in hardware stores. Infact the most common torcher devices now are hammers, Pliers and jumper cables
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NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!*

Seriously though, it's kind of scary to think that someone would actually sit down and think that shit up. :shock:


* Sorry, I suffer from Monty Python-Tourettes :oops:
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How'd the saw work? Because currently it and the stake are my contenders if I had to be executed Inquisition-style.
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IIRC, one way to use it would be to hang the victim upside down and slowly be sawed from your genetials down. If you're unlucky, I think some victims can survive until they saw the heart.
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Urghh. And to think, many real people died that way. The executioners must have been very sick people.
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Exonerate wrote:
CRUCIBLE wrote:Uhmm, i am a bit disappointed...

Where is the Iron Virgin (if it is even the name in english for it).

The upright standing sarcophagus with lenght-adjustable nails pointing inwards. This was a quiet often and as it seems happily used method to torture people.
I saw one in a museum in Freiburg...was still operationable...not that i tested it (on someone else, mind you)...
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Yeah, thats it. The term didnt came to my mind. In german its called Eiserne Jungfrau, Iron Virgin.

Never translate word for word and expect it to work.... :)
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