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Drinking whiskey, alone. Sad am I not? nope, just bored out of my mind..{saturday night as well}I point out that I am not yet three sheets to the wind..almost, I think my typing is getting better...
Well I do have a good book to go on with..and I get to go to the movies next wedensday with a simply delightfull young lady..beutifull, intelligent and she can hold a conversation..BUT WAIT! theres more! she thinks of me as a brother! thats right! a brother.. could be something to do with me knowing her since she was a baby? nahhh>>>>

bugger..this should be in HOS..will a Mod do the honours please?

It is tolerable whiskey as well, Grants, well give it a few heathy shots ..but its better than that diabolical skull rot known as Jhonny Walker Red Label..bah! put that insufferable, foul poison, that can only be descibed as the drinkable version of the smell of a well used public urinal, back in the dead horses bladder where it belongs!..still my family has always been able to drink well..tis the scots and Irish, you see..good drinkers..allthough there is a Prussian in the mix there back a few Generations.
Now doubltless I will look like a complete fool in the morning, or evening depending on your timezone..but hey its Saturday night!..
Hmm a reread tells me that its time to lay off...

*Elvis*Thank you..thank you very much*Elvis*

*Announcer* Elvis has left the building*Announcer*

Someone needs a hug! Come here you big pile of man flesh you!

*gives SM a big hug, then kicks him in the balls for trying to grab The Kernel's hot ass*

Yes, well, feel better alright?

The Kernel wrote:Someone needs a hug! Come here you big pile of man flesh you!

*gives SM a big hug, then kicks him in the balls for trying to grab The Kernel's hot ass*

Yes, well, feel better alright?

Kick my nuts again and I am going to remove yours..oki doki?
I am a Kiwi male..we dont hug..grrrr

Stuart Mackey wrote: Kick my nuts again and I am going to remove yours..oki doki?
I am a Kiwi male..we dont hug..grrrr

Too bad then, I'm Sicilian and we DO hug.

Ahh, I know something that is bound to cheer you up. Here have a look at this picture of my puppy that my girlfriend just emailed me:



You can't tell me that face doesn't melt away your bad mood.

EDIT: Changed pic to a happy face. Other one was too sad.

The Kernel wrote:

Stuart Mackey wrote: Kick my nuts again and I am going to remove yours..oki doki?
I am a Kiwi male..we dont hug..grrrr

Too bad then, I'm Sicilian and we DO hug.

gah...*buncha fairys*


Ahh, I know something that is bound to cheer you up. Here have a look at this picture of my puppy that my girlfriend just emailed me:

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You can't tell me that face doesn't melt away your bad mood. [/quote]

bleh..prefer Airedales

Stuart Mackey wrote: bleh..prefer Airedales

Heathen! Do you have any idea how good of a hunting dog a Beagle is? Natures perfect dog, truly.

The Kernel wrote:

Stuart Mackey wrote: bleh..prefer Airedales

Heathen! Do you have any idea how good of a hunting dog a Beagle is? Natures perfect dog, truly.

Beagles cannot take on wolves..Airdales do. nuff said..allthough beagles do fly against the Red Baron at Christmas...

Stuart Mackey wrote:bugger..this should be in HOS..will a Mod do the honours please?

Sorry mate, HOS is for trolls and misanthropes, not drunken rambling

Dalton wrote:

Stuart Mackey wrote:bugger..this should be in HOS..will a Mod do the honours please?

Sorry mate, HOS is for trolls and misanthropes, not drunken rambling

Foiled again

Stuart Mackey wrote:

Dalton wrote:

Stuart Mackey wrote:bugger..this should be in HOS..will a Mod do the honours please?

Sorry mate, HOS is for trolls and misanthropes, not drunken rambling

Foiled again

Damn right, bloody kiwi. Don't you have some sheep waiting at home for ya?

Dalton wrote:

Stuart Mackey wrote:

Dalton wrote: Sorry mate, HOS is for trolls and misanthropes, not drunken rambling

Foiled again

Damn right, bloody kiwi. Don't you have some sheep waiting at home for ya?

*Looks around* when did the Baron move in?
Any way, dont you have some government to overthrow, you yankee imperialist?

Stuart Mackey wrote:*Looks around* when did the Baron move in?
Any way, dont you have some government to overthrow, you yankee imperialist?

Oy, watch it, you. Or you're next.

Dalton wrote:

Stuart Mackey wrote:*Looks around* when did the Baron move in?
Any way, dont you have some government to overthrow, you yankee imperialist?

Oy, watch it, you. Or you're next.

Bring it on Yankee!

Two songs come to mind, reading this. Both by Ted Nugent.

"I Drink Alone"
"One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer"

LadyTevar wrote:Two songs come to mind, reading this. Both by Ted Nugent.

"I Drink Alone"
"One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer"

Aren't both of those by George Thorogood?

The Kernel wrote:

Stuart Mackey wrote: Kick my nuts again and I am going to remove yours..oki doki?
I am a Kiwi male..we dont hug..grrrr

Too bad then, I'm Sicilian and we DO hug.

You two cut it out. Step away from each other slowly, then turn your backs and walk out of the room in opposite directions.

I don't want to have a riot on my hands, not in this bar.

Stuart Mackey wrote:

Dalton wrote:

Stuart Mackey wrote:*Looks around* when did the Baron move in?
Any way, dont you have some government to overthrow, you yankee imperialist?

Oy, watch it, you. Or you're next.

Bring it on Yankee!

"Sheepshagger" would make a good CT, wouldn't you agree?

LadyTevar wrote:Two songs come to mind, reading this. Both by Ted Nugent.

"I Drink Alone"
"One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer"

I was drinking beer as it happens..

Dalton wrote:

Stuart Mackey wrote:

Dalton wrote: Oy, watch it, you. Or you're next.

Bring it on Yankee!

"Sheepshagger" would make a good CT, wouldn't you agree?

tsk Americans...first its offensive CT's then its invade Iraq..I dont know...