Anti-Bush game (NOT WORK SAFE)

Exmoor Cat · Post by **Exmoor Cat** » 2004-06-01 04:20pm

Apols if already posted - been away fro a few days.

http://www.emogame.com/bushgame.html

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-06-01 05:37pm

I beat it with Rosie O'Donnell...

McNum · Post by **McNum** » 2004-06-01 05:56pm

That game was longer than I thought. I beat it with one character left, Jessica Lynch, at the last half heart. Cutting it a little close, I think.

Still, a decent parody/political attack game. Still... Voltron? I get most of the other references, but why Voltron? That seemed to come out of nowhere. The statistics intermissions were ok. They did what they were supposed to do, I guess.

A minor game mechanic niptick. I hate the skidding the characters do, and jumping seem unresponsive at times. Also, I only found one single star during the game, why is there room for five?

All in all a nice little flash game, but it is definitely NOT work safe.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-06-02 01:53am

McNum wrote:That game was longer than I thought. I beat it with one character left, Jessica Lynch, at the last half heart. Cutting it a little close, I think.

Still, a decent parody/political attack game. Still... Voltron? I get most of the other references, but why Voltron? That seemed to come out of nowhere. The statistics intermissions were ok. They did what they were supposed to do, I guess.

A minor game mechanic niptick. I hate the skidding the characters do, and jumping seem unresponsive at times. Also, I only found one single star during the game, why is there room for five?

All in all a nice little flash game, but it is definitely NOT work safe.

You don't see the parallels between our current administrative troubles now and in Voltron?
Kerry's like um...that princess woman.

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-06-02 02:29am

Well, I guess they needed Voltron...who else would assfuck Lady Liberty?

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-06-02 02:46am

This game is great. The creators have a good sense of humour.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-06-02 03:10am

Holy fuck that took me the better part of an hour.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-06-02 03:16am

This game is too long.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-06-02 03:46am

Yeah, the game just goes on and on and on. Eventually, I stopped reading the thing and started clicking until the next bad guy came up. Ahscroft and Darth Rumsfeld were well worth it, though. Absolutely hilarious.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2004-06-02 10:33am

That link has pornographic type material. Post a damned warning for those of us at work.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-06-02 12:28pm

ROFL

This game is a riot!

Powell in a giant boob.....lmao!

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-06-02 12:33pm

Alyeska wrote:That link has pornographic type material. Post a damned warning for those of us at work.

You mean the "NOT WORK SAFE" bit in the title?

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-06-02 12:45pm

Dalton wrote:
Alyeska wrote:That link has pornographic type material. Post a damned warning for those of us at work.
You mean the "NOT WORK SAFE" bit in the title?

We all know Aly can't read worth a damn.

Vohu Manah · Post by **Vohu Manah** » 2004-06-02 02:12pm

I was smiling after killing Paris Hilton, that made my day.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2004-06-02 02:40pm

The Teletubbies where a blast!

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-06-02 02:55pm

It's fun/amusing enough to waste time on, and informative enough to be worth the wasted time.

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-06-02 03:19pm

Alyeska wrote:I added the NOT WORK SAFE bit to the title.

Odd, coulda sworn it was there when Cat posted it this morning...*shrug* sorry.

mauldooku · Post by **mauldooku** » 2004-06-02 04:25pm

Dear God, the sheer hilarity of playing as Hulk Hogan + Mr. T and using their 'trademark' moves made it hilarious. It's sort of sad that the gameplay is pretty ass, but that's not the whole point. And the statistics stuff got very boring after, oh, the 3rd one.

'HULKAMANIA!'

'YOU GONNA PAY SUCKAS!'

I'm just sad they didn't show any of T's trademark 'Throw them hella far.' ^-_-^

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-06-02 04:27pm

Badme wrote:Dear God, the sheer hilarity of playing as Hulk Hogan + Mr. T and using their 'trademark' moves made it hilarious.

Serious questoin. Why'd they chose the most red-blooded right
wing american heroes from the 1980s, to fight BushCo? I mean,
It doesn't add up; unless this is just for the "Family guy" WTF was
that? factor.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-06-02 04:30pm

How do you switch between characters?

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-06-02 04:32pm

HemlockGrey wrote:How do you switch between characters?

They have to die via death. or other deadly thing. (See: Suicide pill at the top of the screen)

mauldooku · Post by **mauldooku** » 2004-06-02 04:32pm

You wait for them to die. Seriously, that's the only way I've found.

Sorta sucks how you can't use them again

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-06-03 03:59pm

Alyeska wrote:That link has pornographic type material. Post a damned warning for those of us at work.

I don't know where the hell you work Alyeska, but anything with the word "game" in it is obviously not work-safe, unless your supervisor doesn't have a problem with you playing games on company time.

Ubiquitous · Post by **Ubiquitous** » 2004-06-03 05:22pm

I doubt the real Hulk Hogan, the All-American patriot, is anything like the game version.

But an amusing game.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-06-03 06:20pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Alyeska wrote:That link has pornographic type material. Post a damned warning for those of us at work.
I don't know where the hell you work Alyeska, but anything with the word "game" in it is obviously not work-safe, unless your supervisor doesn't have a problem with you playing games on company time.

I don't know what school he works at, but generally browsing message boards on school computers is a big no no (at least for HS and below). Could be different for faculty/staff, but still. *shrug*